Jin's eyes shot open. He wasn't in his bed, or his room. He immediately calmed down when he realized he was in one of the guest rooms. Jin looked around and immediately his eyes shot to a sleeping Namjoon. He was curled up in an arm chair and he looked cold. Cute. But then he remembered how Namjoon bro-zoned him.
"AH," Namjoon groaned out, slowly waking up. Jin hit his head with a pillow.
"Wake up," Jin hissed out and exited the room to see in what condition his house was in.
He stood on the stairs and screeched waking up all the sleeping drunks on the floor, couch and stairs, giving every one of them heart attacks.
"If you do not get out of this house this instant or help me clean the house - I will decapitate each and every one of you clowns," Jin hissed angrily, he's a clean freak. Jin loves parties but can't stand the mess they leave.
A panicked Yoongi runs inside from the porch with a flushed face. Jimin ran in as well.
"Yoongii!! I'm sorry!! I don't remember anything!! I'm sorry I invaded your personal space!! Please talk to me!!" Jimin stumbled in lightheadedly from the porch, whining.
"It's fine, Jimin, it just caught me off guard?" Yoongi scratched the back of his neck and looked at him. "Yah! Button up your shirt, you're not a prostitute!" Yoongi said covering his eyes, slightly. Jimin quickly obeyed.
"Wait- Y'all- Y'all's don't remember anything? Absolutely nothing? Nada? Zero?" Hoseok questioned panicked. Yoongi and Jimin shook their heads confused, making Hoseok groan.
"I- I- I fucking give up guys." Hoseok waved his arms in the air and squat in the middle of the room, his hands covering his face.
"I think you guys broke Hobi," Pointed out Jungkook, Taehyung by his side. Hoseok stood up, a serious expression on his face. He crossed his arms and spoke.
"Yoongi, why do you have black lips?" Hoseok questioned, knowing the answer.
"I don't know? Maybe I kissed Sunmi? I don't remember." Yoongi sighed, rubbing his head.
"Jimin, why is your black lipstick smudged?" Hoseok asked, again knowing the answer.
"I got laid?" Jimin questioned, slightly making eye-contact with Hoseok.
"I swear to God, y'all are fucking retarted." Jin huffed out. "Now, help me clean the house bitches or you're banned."
"But why can Namjoon sleep??? Ahhhhh," Groaned Jungkook.
"He can sleep because he's Namjoon and Jin loves him," Hoseok stated not showing any facial expressions, and grabbed a broom.
"Exactly," Jin said and picked up the red cups from the ground.
"Buttt Jiinnn-eommaaa, I'm your babyyy aren't I??" Jungkook whined as everyone looked at him, judging him. Jin's facial expression immediately softened.
"Wow, that's low," Yoongi said unimpressed and pushed the couch back where it was supposed to be.
"Shut the fuck up," Jungkook sneered.
"Yah! I was about to take you off the hook and let you take a nap butttttt nah," Jin replied cleaning the floor.
"Guys what's that smell? Why does it smell like somethings burning?" Jimin questioned sniffing the air multiple times.
"It does.."
"Imma go check it out, continue working," Jin said and moved towards the kitchen.
Jin entered the kitchen only to see an exhausted Namjoon covered in flour.
"What the hell is going on?" Jin asked ready to blow up.
"I- I felt bad for yesterday how I offended you and stuff and uh I wanted to make you something good to make up for it.. Turns out I'm not a good cook," Namjoon scratched the back if his neck chuckling nervously.
"Aw," Jin cooed and jumped on Namjoon, hugging him, "You're so cute. Thank you, but don't cook in my personal kitchen anymore," Jin let go and said sternly.
"I'll help you clean this up," He sighed but smiled when Namjoon was facing his back.
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"GEOGI NEO I FANCY YOU AMUNA WONHAJI ANHA. HEY! I LOVE YOU!"
"STOP JUMPING ON THE COUCH IM SLEEPING!"
"GEURAE NEO I FANCY YOU KKUMCHEOREOM HAENGBOGHAEDO DWAE!"
"oOW MY LEG YOU LITTLE BITCH!"
"AAAAAAAAHGGG!!!"
Taehyung ran away screaming while a tired yet angry Jimin was trying to catch him by jumping on him which lead them both lying on the floor.
"QUIT SCREAMING TAEHYUNG!! MY EARS GONNA BLEED AND YOU WILL PAY FOR THE SURGERY!" Jin pulled Taehyung up and shut his mouth by placing his hand on Taehyung's mouth.
"MmmMmmMMm."
"What the fuck do you want to say?" Jin was pissed.
"I said that it was Jimin's fault," Taehyung brushed his hair with his hand.
"YOU- aiiii my head... ugh Taehyung...let me sleep. Please," Jimin got up and jumped on the couch.
"Where do I have my karaoke session then? Jin and you are screaming at me as if I did something illegal.." Tae pouted and crossed his arms.
"You woke me up ILLEGALLY!" Jimin shouted through a pillow that he was holding onto.
"Ughhh...whateverrrrrrrr. YOONGI!!! COME HERE AND HELP YOUR BOYFRIEND WITH HIS HEADACHE!!" Taehyung shouted really loudly so that everyone could hear it.
This was Jimin's last straw. He got up not caring about the sharp pain in his head and jumped on Taehyung who was walking to the kitchen. They began to fight. Taehyung thought that Jimin was just playful when he actually was very very angry.
Namjoon and Hoseok ran from upstairs to help the two part away and not get serious injuries. Jin was sitting on the sofa, eating ice cream and watching Netflix on the highest volume there is. Jungkook and Yoongi slowly appeared on the staircase and watched the fight scene from upstairs.
"Wow wow wow guys!" Hoseok said trying to move Taehyung away from Jimin but failed.
"Do you want bruises on your beautiful face, Jimin?" Namjoon asked Jimin in order to stop him from fighting but same as Hoseok, he failed.
"I'm going to stop when Taehyung's going to shut up for once!" Jimin grunted and continued pinning down Taehyung who was swinging his arms everywhere.
"nggHHAAA!" Taehyung pushed Jimin off and ran away.
Hoseok and Namjoon helped Jimin get up but then they heard something stomping its feet while running. Like an elephant was in the house.
It was actually Taehyung running back from the kitchen with a spatula. Jungkook saw it and ran as fast as he could into to the scene. Yoongi stayed on the stairs and continued to watch. Jin was unbothered and continued to watch Mean Girls.
"Hold up there, new warrior," Jungkook stood in front of Taehyung with his hands in a defensive position.
"Give me the spatula," Jungkook stretched his arm towards Taehyung.
"You're not my dad," Taehyung said in high-pitched voice like that one meme.
"He ain't your dad but he'll be your daddy," Hoseok mumbled.
"I know right??" Jimin who was now standing on his feet, high-fived Hoseok.
"You BI-" Taehyung raised the spatula and started to run towards Jimin but Jungkook blocked his way and didn't let him run any further by holding him by the waist.
"DONT SWEAR IN THIS HOUSE! THIS IS MY HOUSE AND I'VE HAD ENOUGH WITH YOU AND YOUR CHILDISH BEHAVIOR! NOW STOP SHOUTING AND GO SLEEP YOUR FUCKING HEADACHES OFF JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!" Jin shot up from the couch and stormed to the kitchen to get an ice cream bucket.
"But we're the same age..." Taehyung mumbled.
"Did you say soMETH-" Jin heard more than two feet running upstairs and more than one person giggling.
The three, Namjoon, Jungkook and Hoseok left standing sighed and went on in different directions. Yoongi was already gone from the stairs and now he was sleeping on the couch.
"Heeeyyy Namjoooonnn," Jin clung onto Namjoon's bicep with one hand and held the bucket of ice cream in other, " Wanna watch Mean Girls with me?"
"Alright, Seokjin but only because I am tired," Namjoon answered tiredly.
Jin and Namjoon walked off leaving the kitchen empty.
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Jimin and Taehyung fell onto the mattress of a guest room's bed. They we're looking at the ceiling while laughing their asses off.
"That was so fun! By the way, how's your head?" Taehyung said breathily and still laughing a bit.
"Haven't had any complaints," Jimin flipped imaginary hair and smiled, " But for real, it's hurting. Let me sleep."
Jimin got under the sheets and seconds later Taehyung was hearing small snorts.
Taehyung pulled out his phone from the back pocket of his jeans and saw a notification from iMessages.
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