Olympians confess

Goddess of love, God of the forge and God of war

"Aphrodite, love, calm down" said Ares, reaching out for her hand. Hephaestus could just stare at the ground fiddling with wedding ring. He knew that today was the day that he would be divorced from Aphrodite. But as Ares reached for her hand instead of taking his hand she snatched her hand away

"I am not your love" she shouted, Hephaestus looked up in hope

"Aphrodite what do you mean?" asked Hera

"Ares gave me a love potion, forcing me to be disloyal to my own husband. He was jealous that Hephaestus got me instead of him. Every time the potion started to wear off he gave me more. This person forced me to be disloyal to Hephaestus"

"How can we know she's telling the truth?" asked Athena

"Hello! God of truth present" said Apollo, waving his hands around "She is being fully truthful"

"How'd you find this out?"

"I over heard him talking to someone about it the other day. I ignored is but told myself to bring it up at the next meeting. Hephaestus, can you forgive me?" she turned to Hephaestus, who was listening to the conversation, looking at his lap, fiddling with his wedding ring that had meant nothing to anyone till today

"I.. I..." Hephaestus was in shock. Aphrodite went over to him and kissed him. Hephaestus was shocked at first but they deepened the kiss and soon Aphrodite was straddled over Hephaestus's lap. Suddenly a bright light surrounded Hephaestus. All his crippledness went away, his muscles became more defined, his leg got better and his hair turned into a dark glossy brown. There was no other word for it. Hephaestus looked hot.

"I-oh wow" said Aphrodite looking at her husband. Ares got up and tried to storm out of the room but one look from Hera stopped him.

"Aphrodite I forgive you" said Hephaestus "And I love you"

"Why cant you be like this to me?" hissed Hera to Zeus

"Right so... Who's next..." Hestia trailed off because Athena and Poseidon started arguing (again)

"I am not a barnacle brain... Owl head"

"Sorry I meant fish face"

"Bookworm"

"Lord fishiness"

"Nerd"

"Oh no you didn't" said Athena, standing up

"Hell yeah I did" said Poseidon, also standing up, he was taller than Athena

"EEEEEEEKKKKKKKKK!" squealed Aphrodite "There's so much love coming off you guys"

"What!?"