Peter Stark Son of Tony Stark|Oneshots

Cupid's Job Isn't Straightforwards

Ok so this was requested by @Paper333 I really hope that you like this. The pairing is Spideypool and Stony but I really love this ship and you know, I'm writing this during Pride Month. Also, the request was kinda vague so I'm making the time like the greek myths, I really hope this is something you like. ALSO NOT LIKE THE HADES AND PERSEPHONE MYTH AND CUPID IS CLINT SO IT IS VERY DIFFERENT!

Avengers(Plus MJ, DP, and Ned) to Gods
Tony-Zeus
Steve- Hera
Thor-Poseidon(don't laugh)
Loki-Hermes
Pepper-Demeter
Natasha-Artemis
Clint-Cupid
Wanda- Aprodite
Vision-Ares
Deadpool- Hades
Bruce- Hepheatus
MJ- Athena
Ned- Apollo

I KNOW IM MISSING SOME AND THAT THEY DONT EVEN REALLY GO WITH THEN BUT WHO REALLY CARES! IT"S SPIDEYPOOL AND CLINT IS CUPID NOW SO YEAH! DEAL WIT IT

Clint's POV

I was walking around the empty plains of the mortal world, being Cupid was fun and all but sometimes it was boring. You can't just shoot an arrow and force love to happen, there needs to be a connection, or else the arrows won't work. The we'll have a bunch of broken hearts and then Tony and Steve will banish me from Olympus.

Right when I was about to fly off back to Olympus, I felt something, a heart. It was so pure, sweet, innocent... yet so sad. I needed to find it. I put my bow and quiver on my back and I readied my wings to fly off and find who's heart I could sense.

Just then, it got stronger. I look down below me to see a small boy with curly brown hair and bright brown eyes. I recognized him, he was Pepper's son(Pepper is Demeter). Peter the minor god of spring and fertility. He was sitting on the rocks away from the flower nymphs who were playing in the river. He looked sad but he still smiled if someone looked at him.

I decided that I needed to go talk to him to see what is wrong. I flew down and landed behind him.

"Peter right?" I asked him.

He turned around to face me, "Oh, Clint. Yeah, what are you doing on earth this late. You're shift should have finished a little bit ago."

I staggered back for a moment, "how did you know that?"

Peter just shrugged, "I pay attention you know. I may not be as smart as MJ but I'm still smart."

I watched Peter stand up from the rocks and look past me for barely even a second before he turns around to face the nymphs again.

"Go home Clint, I know you don't really like earth all that much so you should just go back to Olympus. I'm sure I'll see you again tomorrow," his voice hushed to a whisper that I almost missed, "but you won't see me again. Just like he never does."

He jumped into the water with the river nymphs and began to splash them. At this point, I was determined to find out who was making this little god so upset.

I looked behind me to see the entrance into the underworld. Maybe that's where I'll find my answers, maybe he lost someone?

Without telling DP, I jumped down and flew down to Deadpool's little castle. When I barged in, I saw that he was sitting on his throne and petting Cerberus on his lap.

"Hey DP." I waved cheerfully at him.

"Not that I don't love you coming but pray tell why I have Wanda's little love shooter showing up at my domain?"

"You know Peter right? Minor god of spring and fertility? The new virgin god? You know him?"

"Oh yes, that little sprite found his way down here last month and he loves to send his little floral creations down here weekly." He showed me a flower woven bracelet that was glimmering with an enchantment, "this is his new piece. Quite lovely if I might add."

"He was looking down recently. When I asked why, he just looked at the door of your domain. I was wondering if he lost anyone recently? Have you received anyone that was close with Peter recently?"

"Uh no. The underworld has been very slow and boring these past few weeks. That boy is the only thing keeping me from going on a long vacation to Elysium and never coming back."

I nodded my head, his heart seemed to ache with every word about Peter. That's when I realized that Peter didn't lose anyone. He is in love with the king of the underworld and the king of the underworld is in love with him too. Time to play cupid...

"Ok, I guess I'll be leaving now. Thanks for the help DP."

"No problem, Clint." he waved me off.

The moment that his back was turned to me, I shot a small arrow at him and it hit him in the shoulder blade. I then flew up and out of the underworld to find Peter. He was still by the river but this time, he was walking to the small nymph village not too far away. I made sure he didn't see me and I shot him with the matching arrow that I shot DP with.

Now all I have to do is wait for them to meet again.

Peter's POV

I really enjoyed meeting Deadpool. He wasn't as mean and scary as mom originally told me. He was really nice and soft and.... ugh. No. I have to to stop thinking like this. I'm a Virgin god. I'm not allowed to be romantically involved with anyone.

I stopped walking and slammed my head into my fists, "so why can't I stop thinking about him?!"

"Stop thinking about who?"

I turned around to see the one and only Deadpool.

My cheeks burned and I started to feel lightheaded. My heart began to race and my knees got wobbly. "No one." I whispered.

"Would you like to come to my place tonight for dinner? I don't really feel like being alone tonight."

A small squeak came from my throat which made him start again.

"Not in that way you know! I know your a virgin god and that you'll always be a virgin god but I just wanted to ask if you wanted to hang out sometime and—"

"Sure. I'm sure it'll be fun Mr.Pool." I chuckled. 

He was sweet.

"DP. Call my DP." He smiled softly at me.

For once in my life, I truly felt happy.

Time Skip a Century|3rd person POV

"Come on honey! You have a meeting in Olympus today and I have to go back to the mortal world for six months." Peter shook his husband awake.

"No. Cant you just stay here baby boy? We're both so much happier when you're home." Deadpool sleepily wrapped his arms around his husband and nuzzled his head into Peter's neck.

"I don't want to go but you know the deal. I'll be back in six months and then we can have all the fun we want."

Deadpool sat up and smiled, "and here I thought you were an innocent young boy."

"With you by my side? Never." Peter lightly slapped Deadpool. "Not get up before I call Cerberus to come fetch you."

"Cerberus loves me. He'd never betray me for you."

"I've been feeding him extra and been playing with him more. His loyalties have wavered."

With that said, the two men turned to face each other before DP ruffled Peter's hair.

"I love you."

"I love you too."

Oof! It's done. I hope you guys enjoy this chapter. I'm heading off to school in literally ten minutes but I got a spark of writing energy and I wanted to finish this. Have a good day!
-Blue