i am a married lady and i might cry [again]

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SO me and my girl have been engaged for about five, six months now and we were going to plan a big nice wedding for in a couple of years when we actually had money but that didn't happen

so some time in may our friend Lillith (a lovely lady despite her irrational fear of another bird getting into our kitchen) said something along the lines of "yo, I know we're like, all gay, but wouldn't it be funny if the gayest ones here got married in pride month"

now,,,, we took this as a challenge

as I think one or two of the people who follow me may know as my darling wife can't keep her trap shut we decided we might elope, we ended up not doing that but we planned  a wedding in a whole three weeks so I mean we probably should have

don't get me wrong it was a bare basic, but finding a venue was HARD like obviously short time frame as well as we couldn't get married in her families church because most Catholics don't really like interfaith marriage and we couldn't get married in my synagogue because you can't marry on the Sabbath in my religion and Saturday was the only day we had free, sue me im a bad jew

we ended up not getting married on Saturday anyway but that is besides the point

so we ended up getting married in the coffee shop I used to work at in England ?? I mean technically we got married in a registry office but the rings and shit was in the coffee shop so I'm saying we got married there

anyway yeah then about two hours later we got the flight back to America, crashed bc of jetlag (I'm still dying) and tonight we're going out with our housemates to celebrate so that's that ig

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