I wrote a Billdip fanfic just to piss off my friends

Chapter 14 - Trust no one

As Dipper and William arrive at school, Mabel was waiting for them. She apologizes for what happened. "I'm sorry. I should have aknowledged your feelings Dipper." Dipper shakes his head. "It's alright Mabel, cause because of you we have worked things out. And we are also kinda couple now?" Mabel's jaw drops. "Say what? So it did work out in the end? Mabel the matchmaker strikes again!" She laughs as she puts her fist energetic in the air. Dipper and William laugh along with her. The bell rings, which means break time was over. Only a few hours to go until it was weekend. Dipper couldn't wait, especially for tomorrow's party. The group heads back to class, they had science now. The class did several experiements with different kinds of goods. When class was finally over it was time to go home. Dipper and Mabel wave William goodbye and take the bus back home. When home they both watch some TV, eat some dinner and head to bed. Dipper couldn't sleep. He knew Bill would enter his room at any moment, so he stays wide awake. "Where is he? He must be here somewhere." Dipper says to himself. The boy then feels something touching his back. He turns around to see what it is. But there is no one, weird. Then he feels something touching his leg. Was he going crazy again? "Bill, if that's you show yourself!" Laughter echoes through the bedroom. "Aww, you got me. I sure love to play with my favourite Pinetree." He ruffles his head, which annoys Dipper. "Stop that." "Alright, alright." He floats next to Dipper and sits on his bed. "What have I heard, you're dating a guy named William? Oh my." "Hell yes I am." Dipper curses. "Which means you failed Bill. I would never fall in love with you." "I wouldn't be so sure of that Pinetree." "Oh, don't worry. I am sure of it." Dipper says pissed. "But about this William, are you sure you can trust him? Are you sure you really like him?" "Dude!" "Ok, ok. I stand no chance. And that when I haven't even been able to show you how much I love you." Bill snaps his fingers and all of a sudden the bedroom changes into an enchanted forest with magical creatures. Fairies, dragons, it had everything. Bill could see how amazed Dipper was and chuckles. "You sure like your forests and magical creatures, don't you pinetree?" He just simply nods. "Here we can do anything you know? Anything your heart desires. From playing ping pong with a baby head to pulling a deer's teeth out." Dipper couldn't help but laugh. "That don't seem to be things I would want to do." "Man, you're boring. What is it you want to do then?" "I don't really know." Dipper responds. "What about a dance?" "A dance?" "Yeah, we could dance. Are you up for that, pinetree?" He sighs. "Sure, but only because you would bother me all night asking the same question over and over if I say no." "Awh, you know me so well." Bill grabs Dipper by his waist. "Are you ready?" "Not really." Dipper answers. "I actually don't know how to dance." "Fred not Pinetree, I will teach you how to dance. Just follow my footsteps, ok?" The young boy nods and they start dancing. "Hm, for someone who doens't know how to dance you're quite good." "Can say the same about you as well." Bill smiles gently. "That's the nicest thing you have ever said to me. Are you sure you don't like me?" "Yes, I am sure. Just stop asking these questions. Let me make one thing clear. I don't love you and I never will. I love William and that's it. I just don't get you. This is all a  trick, isn't it? You're just trying to trick me so you can win that bet we made!" Bill snaps his fingers again and everything turns to normal. "Fine. If you want to play it like that, so be it. Just that you know, you are so stupid you don't even realise the most important things." "What are you talking about?" "You're the smart one, aren't you? You can figure that out for youself." Bill says as he dissapears. "Bill! " Dipper screams. "Ugh. I hate that guy." He yells as he stomps his pillow. "I won't let Bill ruin my mood. I'd better get some sleep."