Instagram (Peterick AU) [COMPLETED]

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brendonurie Fell asleep with these losers and woke up to find them like this 💕 #peterick #socuteiwannabarf #someonecuddlemysluttyass

dallonweekes COME CUDDLE USSSSSSSS
brendonurie @dallonweekes Already coming over for dem snuggies prepare yo asses
dallonweekes @brendonurie These asses are always ready for you love 😘

thisistherealryanross I'm sobbing they're such cute shits

hurleyxvx My favourite cute gays

petewentz Awwwwww we're so cute I love us
brendonurie @petewentz And I love your fat ego 😘
patrickstump @petewentz Peeeeeeeete why you just letting him expose us like this :(((((
petewentz @patrickstump Bc it's cute dork you know you love it
patrickstump @petewentz >:((((((((

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petewentz Somehow I've got the cutest boy ever to be mine 😍 @patrickstump

thisistherealryanross Fuck you both and your cuteness
petewentz @thisistherealryanross Sorry Ry no ones gonna fuck my boy but me 😉
thisistherealryanross @petewentz Naughty naughty

brendonurie MY WEAK CUDDLE POST CANNOT LIVE UP TO THIS PERFECTION
brendonurie THIS IS TRUE AND UTTER GORGEOUS ART
petewentz @brendonurie He truly is a work of art

jtrohman Does this mean y'all are dating like fr
petewentz @jtrohman 🤔🤔

patrickstump PEEEEETTTTTTEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRR
petewentz @patrickstump Yes my darling angel from heaven?
patrickstump @petewentz I hate you
petewentz @patrickstump Complete bullshit but ok
patrickstump @petewentz I hate you so much but also love you more than you know
petewentz @patrickstump Right back at ya 😘😘😘

jtrohman
Come ooooooon
Are you dating my boy or not asshole
You gotta tell me

petewentz
Like you told me that you and Hurls were dating?

jtrohman
Fuck off
We wanted to stay lowkey
If Andy started posting pics of us kissing I would've told you

petewentz
We're not dating
Just friends I guess

jtrohman
We're just friends but I don't cuddle you naked and make out with you

petewentz
Well.....

jtrohman
Doesn't count if we were stoned

petewentz
Just saying Troh
You are real good at sucking dick
I'm sure Hurls would be interested in that

jtrohman
Don't think I won't beat you up
I will
Andy can't save your ass now

petewentz
Shut up
You know I wouldn't
Don't really want Patrick knowing I sucked his underage best friends dick either

jtrohman
Blood pact of silence

petewentz
Emotional pact instead of blood

jtrohman
Fucking wimp
Can't believe you're into bondage and piss but can't handle a little blood

petewentz
You're fucking scared of moths

jtrohman
Look here you little shit
Moths are the spawn of satan
I don't care what you say they are literally evil
Have you ever met a moth that isn't a cunt?!?!?!
I think not
Every moth I've ever seen ends up dive bombing me in the shower
I DONT LIKE BEING ATTACKED WITH MY PENIS OUT

petewentz
You're ridiculous 😂😂😂
I love you Troh

jtrohman
Love you too fucktard
But don't you dare hurt my best friend

petewentz
You gonna threaten him not to hurt me?

jtrohman
That's Hurls job
I can't threaten that cute face
And I'm on team Tricky all the way

petewentz
Aw
You know Hurls would never say a mean thing to him
Guess I'll have to do it myself

jtrohman
Feel free as long as I can watch it

petewentz
You're a dick
But I won't hurt him
That's the last thing on earth I'd ever want

jtrohman
You and me both asshole
Treat him good

petewentz
That's all I want
Can I ask something
And you be completely honest

jtrohman
You know I always am
I don't sugar coat shit for you

petewentz
Do you think we should get together
Do you think we'd be good
Do you think we'd make each other happy
Should I just quit before we hurt each other

jtrohman
Ah look it's my old friend Pete's self hatred
You'll be amazing together idiot
You're already making him stupidly happy
I swear if I hear one more thing about beautiful sexy amazing Pete I'll throw up
Just suck it up and ask the little bitch on a date
But wait until Monday so I don't have to hear him shriek about it all weekend

petewentz
Thanks for being such a supportive friend asshole

jtrohman
Always happy to help

petewentz
Ily fag

jtrohman
Ilyt cocksucker
Come smoke with me sometime

petewentz
I'd fucking love to
Name a time and I'll be there