"Are you on your period?"
A: "No, are you?"
If they respond with something like,
"How? I don't have a vagina."
Several options are;
"Are you sure?"
"Oh my god I thought you were a girl! I'm so sorry."
"Although you wish you did."
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The Comeback Book
HumorMy friends have always said I'm great at comebacks so here are some I made up for you guys to use in any situation. :)