One happy family (kind of) {PJO/HOO fan fic}

When Nico came back late...

This is based off of a role play me and one of my friends did so I'll be writing it like you would write a script because it's mainly talking.

This takes place shortly after the first TOA book. 

Nico: *walks into cabin late at night trying to be quiet*

Nico: *crashes into lamp* Shit.

Hazel: *wakes up* *sleepily* Wh- Huh? Who's there?

Nico: It's just me.

Hazel: Nico? What time is it? *turns on lamp and looks at clock* 1:12?! Oh my gods, Nico, are you just getting back?!

Nico: Uuh, yeah, but it's fine.

Hazel: You should've been back 2 hours ago!

Nico: *squints* Since when are you the older sibling?

Hazel: I'm just saying, you should've been back by 11!

Nico: Nonono. You're 13. You don't get to give me a curfew.

Hazel: Fine. I'll just let my brother skip around camp in the wee hours of the morning doing... Wait a minute, what were you doing?

Nico: That's not important.

Hazel: *Sits more up* Yes it is. 

Nico: *walks over to Hazels bed and sits down* Don't worry about it. It's late, try and get some sleep.

Hazel: How can I get sleep when I have no clue why you're coming back so late!

Nico: I'll tell you in the morning.

Hazel: But I need to know now. 

Nico: Really, Hazel, it's fine, I was just with Will.

Hazel: Oh my gods, Nico. Till 1 am?! *Starts fanning herself*

Nico: Hazel! *hides face in hands* Not like that!

Hazel: Thank the gods.

Nico: *quietly* At least not that far...

Hazel: Wha-? Nico, what exactly were you and Will doing?

Nico: *plants face in hands again* It doesn't matter.

Hazel: Oh, please, I'm your sister! You can tell me!

Nico: Uhmmmmm...

Hazel: *fans herself* Nico, is that a-

Nico: *puts hand over neck* N-NO!

Hazel: Nico Di Angelo, you have a hickey!

Nico: S-So what? It's not a big deal or anything.

Hazel: *shook*

Nico: I- You don't- Just- W- I mean- We didn't- I- Stop looking at me like that- We're very mature and responsible. We were fine.

Hazel:.................................... How many?

Nico: What?

Hazel: How many do you have?

Nico: *pulls jacket closer to neck* Uuuuhhhhhhmmmmm...

Hazel: Nico....

Nico:...

Hazel: ... 2?

Nico: ... N-No.

Hazel: ... 4?

Nico: Um... No...

Hazel: 8?

Nico: *Bites lip*

Hazel: *eyes widen* 10?

Nico: *covers face with one hand and gestures vaguely with the other*

Hazel: ... 10 hickeys... Good grief... 10?

Nico: I-It's not as scandalous as you're making it sound.

Hazel: You're only 15!

Nico: Will's 16.  

Hazel: Frank's 16, does that mean I can go getting 10 hickeys?!

Nico: OF COURSE NOT!  You better not get any until you're married!

Hazel: That's not- I mean I would never- but that's not fair!

Nico: It's definitely fair.

Hazel: If you're allowed to have 10 hickeys at age 15 then so should I.

Nico: That's not how this works.

Hazel: Sometimes you and Will act like y'all are 18! Why do I have to wait?

Nico: Becau- Wait- We don't act like we're 18!

Hazel: Jason said y'all have come awfully close-

Nico: Jason? Why does Jason-? What the heck does that dolt do in his free time?! 

Hazel: What do you do in your free time?

Nico: We aren't talking about that right now!

Hazel: *looks pointedly at Nico* You do realize that I'm not as oblivious as a child, right?

Nico: What do you mean?

Hazel: A few months ago I was visiting.

Nico: Yeah?

Hazel: And when you were changing your shirt... Well I think that hickey was cutting it awfully close!

Nico: *looks like a tomato* W-What?!

Hazel: I get that y'all are dating and are very much in love-

Nico: Love?

Hazel: -But I hope y'all do have boundaries?

Nico: Of course we do!

Hazel: Jason said that y'all are moving pretty quickly.

Nico: *somehow gets redder* I- It's fine, I mean- we just...

Hazel: *sighs*

Nico: *pulls hood over face*

Hazel: Nico, I'm just worried... You're my brother and I want you to be happy and stay safe... I just want you to be okay.

Nico: *looks at Hazel* I-... Don't worry about it, okay? Will is... Amazing and he would never hurt me.

Hazel: ... Okay.

Nico: Now, it's late, you should get some sleep.

Hazel: Okay. You should too.

Nico: ..... You're gonna want to talk about this tomorrow, aren't you?

Hazel: There is no escaping it.

Nico: *chuckles* Alright then. *kisses Hazels forehead* Good night, sorellina.

Hazel: Good night, brother.

End

Okay, 680 words, I'm tired. Thanks for reading, my demi-gods, satyrs, and nymphs! Bye!
~Harvest Rose