Me: Okay so we've agreed to let Jay try it first?
Sam: Yes! And then Cole!
Jay: What! What's happening?
Me: Just a dare from DaWaeKnower! *snaps ginger to teleport him*
Kai: Where is he?
Sam: In a room with all your enemies in it!
All the ninjas except Jay: WHAT?
Me: We'll do the same with the rest of you!
Sam: I'll go get a first aid kit just in case! *walks out*
*ten minutes later*
Me: *snaps finger to bring Jay back*
Sam: Do you need a first aid kit?
Jay: NEVER AGAIN! *is covered with bruises and is bleeding from his mouth*
Sam: Coles turn! *snaps finger to teleport him*
Me: I think he'll be fine!
Sam: Well! That floor repetition he caused ya yesterday was a lot of money!
Jay: HE POURED THE FREAKING MILK FIRST!
Lloyd: Please don't yeet something at me again!
Jay: Nunchucks yeet! *yeets his nunchucks at Lloyd*
Camille: Eh... What happened yesterday?
Sam: Something with milk and cereals...
*eight minutes later*
Me: *snaps finger to bring Cole back* Well! Only a few bruises!
Cole: ....... Can we never do that again?
Me: Nope! It's Kai's turn! *snaps finger to teleport him*
Skylor: I don't know if I should thank her for sparing me and the rest... or be mad at her for doing this to my boyfriend...
Shade: Yeah! I feel like people are pretty nice to use!
Sam: OOuf! You just jinxed it for yourself!
Shade: WHAT?
Me: Ninja_Puppet wants you to sing a lullaby to the babies!
Shade: WHAT?
Sam: And you can't stop until they're all asleep!
Shade: NONO! FUDGE NO!
Me: Do you want me to turn you back to a baby?
Shade: FINE! *walks up to the babies and starts singing*
Twinkle, twinkle little star... *in his mind* I hate my life!
How I wonder what you are?
Up above the world so high...
Like a diamond in the sky!
Twinkle, twinkle little star...
How I wonder what you are?
When the blazing sun is gone...
*ten minutes later* (Sorry I'm just lazy!)
*all the babies are asleep*
Shade: Ugh! Never force me to do that again!
Jacob: You know you weren't THAT bad!
Skylor: You were better than Kai!
jay: A lot of people are better than him!
Sam: Speaking of which! *snaps finger to bring Kai back*
Kai: I seriously think that I broke my fingers...
Me: Naw! They're just a bit dislocated! *grabs his hand and reverts them back*
Kai: AAAAAHAHAAAAOOOOWWW! ARE YOU MAD?
Me: Fantastic way to say thank you!
Sam: It's Lloyd's turn! *snaps finger to teleport him*
Me: He should be just fine! Like, he's the GREEN ninja!
Sam: We'll see!
*ten minutes later*
Me: *snaps finger to bring him back* So what happened?
Lloyd: Nothing much... I could blast off most of them with my powers...
Sam: Jay, you might need some tools for this! *snaps finger to teleport Zane*
Jay: I understand! *walks away*
Me: Hmm... I'm getting tired of doing time skips...
Sam: Yeah... Let's see how the babies are doing!
Me: Okay! *walks to the cribs* Awww! They're SO CUTE!
Sam: Look how Neuro is hugging his bee!
Nicolas: Please don't wake them up!
Me: Don't worry! I'm just gonna-
Sam: Take a few pictures of them?
Me: You're reading my mind! *takes LOADS of pictures with Sam*
Baby Ash: *talking in his sleep* Kwiss mwe Nweila! *kisses his spider*
Sam: Too... CUTE! Can't- take THIS!
Me: Let's bring Zane back! *snaps finger to bring him back*
Zane: How did you get all the villains in the same room?
Sam: Just like I can do THIS! *snaps finger to teleport Nya*
Jay: NONONONO! SHE'S GONNA DIE!
Me: Did any of you die? .... NO!
*ten minutes later*
Sam: *snaps finger to bring her back* Wow! You barely have a scratch!
Nya: Eh... Funny story! Aperanrly Nadakhan still cares about me so he protected me from the other villains!
Jay: That Djin Bi-llie better stay away from my wife in the future!
Sam: Eh... Remember to comment what you want your favorite character to do and
Me: We'll see you soon you sweet cherries!
YOU ARE READING
Ninjago TRUTH or DARE
HumorThe title says it all! All character on the cover will be in it and some more! Please ignore all the swearing if Zane didn't bleep them as I told him to! I'm the host Purple cherry and let the show begin!
