Pickup lines

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Pickup lines

Mike:

You smell like trash, let me take you out. (You'd probably try to punch him for that one but break your hand)

Marlowe:

Excuse me ma'am, I'm going to have to arrest you for stealing my heart.

Moblit:

Do you have a map? Because I'm getting lost in your eyes.

Kenny:

Your body is 70% water and I'm thirsty.

Connie:

Feel my t-shirt, it's made of boyfriend material.

Marco:

Would you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?

Furlan:

Guess what I'm wearing? The smile you gave me.

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