The Moose and Apollo's magical nuts

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A/N Peedo is our slang for a joking pervert pedophile. Meese is Anne's version of special moose. WM is my full name which is two words. Minyi is my second name which I don't mind disclosing.
Anything is bracket is just some footnotes. Now let's start!

The peedo peedoed on WM. A very fat Minyi sat on an Anne and blasted into space. A moose chewed on Minyi's hair with dandruff and lice in space with aliens and poop. Minyi farted moose shit, killing moose. Another moose took revenge on Harry Styles and he died. The moose sat on Minyi's shit and laughed. Taylor Swift married the planet Uranus which exploded with Tobias on poop. A moose died alone. The Valdezinator (PJO reference) started playing and more Harry Styles exploded violently. Voldermort came, killing mooses and reviving. Apollo came and kissed Artemis who' shot him in his magical nuts. He died holding poop.

Mooses split into meese which were all dead. Yeborah Dong arrive and ate a piece of pizza fab while dancing in poop. WM was shocked as HE turned into a moose. Minyi Moose Harry Styles (apparently now Minyi Moose Harry Styles I one person) kissed Taylor. Donkeys came and shatted (combination of shit and fart) on Minyi. Yeborah Dong sucked on Anne's smoothie, banana flavoured, which became chicken mating Harry Styles. Percy kissed a giraffe which shrank into meese. The meese all died. Annabeth Chase killed Percy by kissing Harry Styles. This story is fab and very awesomely moosey and they all lived. Moose resurrected except for Yeborah Dong.

The end.

Credits to: (on Wattpad)
Me
ShannonTan416
Demigod_Nephilim
nyc_aidan
waffle6627
fabcookiemonster
fab_contestshipper

Hey guys! If I missed anyone, please tell me! Tried my best!

Bob :D

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⏰ Last updated: Oct 28, 2014 ⏰

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