I'm Drunk On Your Tears, Baby

Your Pretty Face Is Going To Hell

Disclaimer: I do not own any members of CKY, H.I.M or Jackass. I do not own any lyrics used unless otherwise noted. This is a work of fiction.

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When I woke up, I looked over at the clock that read 11:17 a.m. "Ughh." I stretched and saw Bam beside me curled up and fast asleep. I giggled and went through the house searching for a bucket. When I found one, I filled it with cold water. I creeped back into Bam's room and poured cold water all on top of him. "Bahahaha!"

I did a little victory dance as Bam shot up screaming every obscenity known to mankind. I ran out the door, slamming it quickly. I darted down the hall and ran right into someone. "Oof!" Then I felt arms wrap around me, and noticed it was Dunn. "Hold on to her, Dunn! Don't let her get away!" I heard Bam approaching quickly. "Shit, sorry Dunn!" I screamed and kicked him in the nuts. He instantly let go of me and I took off running. I took the stairs 3 at a time and went into the kitchen, hiding behind Ape.

"Good morning, Ashlee!" She greeted cheerfully. "Wanna help me make breakfast?" She didn't really get to finish that sentence, because Bam pushed her to the side, and snatched me away. "Bam! Stop! I'm so fucking serious!" I screamed while he was running with me. "Sorry, sweetheart." He said and threw me in his shower, in only pjs, and turned the water on cold.

I was so fucking angry because I can't stand cold water. But when I saw his kiddish smirk, I had to laugh. I held my arms out for a hug and he helped me out of the shower and both of us, soaking wet and freezing, embraced.

I started to get really cold. So I let go of Bam and went into my room. I forgot Ville was staying in there until I saw him passed out in my bed. I thought of waking him up with a prank, but he wouldn't take it as well as Bam did. Ville was a sweetheart, but he did not like being pranked. I walked over to my dresser and grabbed some clothes and went into my bathroom, showered, and got ready.

I put on yellow eyeshadow with a lot of eyeliner and foundation. When I came out of the bathroom, Ville looked at me with his mouth open. "Uh, Ville?" I asked. "I just forgot how beautiful you were." He got off the bed and walked over to me. He put his hands on my cheeks and stared into my eyes. Damn him, and his charm. I thought.

Then, he leaned in and kissed me. I was very surprised to find myself kissing back. I felt bad because I thought Bam and I were growing closer. But we weren't together, so why should I feel bad? I wrapped my arms around Ville's waist. He pulled away a little, but our lips were still touching. "Please come back with me, Ash. I need you. I love YOU." Ville said seriously.

I shook my head and looked down at the floor. "I can't. This is my home. This is where I belong. Finland is beautiful, and I really care about you. I just..." I stopped, and Ville picked up where I left off. "You're falling in love with Bam." He sighed in frustration and turned away. "Why him Ashlee? Why can't you love me?" He asked. I looked down at the floor, and a tear escaped my eye. "I'm sorry, Ville." I said and walked out of the room.