"Sir look, it's this thing called a pull-up and you've got to put it on please"
"Rumi, keep the crayons out of your mouth"
"Blue! Ima tell ya mama you twerkin!"
"She taught me! Drop to ya knees arch ya back girl, shake it like that ally cat"
Let me tell y'all a secret. THINK before you SPEAK. You're wondering how we got here? Let's go back shall we. After Jays cheating ass got caught, I suggested Bey move in with me, right? Y'all know that. So Blue has a top notch teacher coming to my residence everyday, the twins nanny comes and takes care of them while me and Bey are at school. After my two classes and lunch, I come home to watch all 3.... by myself. The nanny leaves, Blue's teacher leaves, and I'm stuck here with the kids. All while I do my last few classes online. Beyoncé doesn't get back until after dance practice, once she's back that allows me to go to work, I don't need to but it gives me a break from these kids. Remind me to never get pregnant. And to top it off, Bey thinks since we are coparenting, we should do parent things. It's cool and all until she needs a release, then I have to hide somewhere until it wears off because I'm not about fuck with 3 Plan B's running around.
"Hey China? You still coming over to watch the twins?" I had my phone pressed up to my ear while trying to keep Sir from snatching my hair.
"Yeah I'll be over after my tutoring session. Biochem is kicking my assss"
"Cool, if you need my notes you can have them... Ow!"
"What happened?" China asked laughing
"Sir over here beating my ass. You can't hit me baby boy, that's a bitch move"
"ya bish"
"Oop!" Me and China both gasped
"Bad word Sir!" I tried to scold him but it was too funny. He pointed down, so I let him go on the floor. He smiled back at me
"ya bish ya bish ya bish" he said over and over crawling away
"I hope he say that around BB" China was cracking up over the phone
"And I'll blame it on her. I gotta go make sure Blue is dressed. You're welcome to have Z come over and help you"
"I'm going to need it. See you"
"Bye chi-town" I hung up, and went to go find the kids. I had to baby proof my house so they shouldn't be doing anything too bad
"Blue are you ready to go, your mom should be back soon" I walked into my room and she was on YouTube.
"Y/n can you teach me this dance?"
"Yeah definitely , shouldn't be too hard" I watched the TV, trying to follow the moves
"You know what? How about this" I switched the TV to the game channel and turned on the Wii
"I never had one of those before"
I faked gasped
"Uh what is it?"
"It's a wii the best gaming system there is. Want to make a character?" She nodded and I helped her make one. After that I went to one of the best dancing games
"Who's that?"
"Michael Jackson... you don't know who he is?" She watched the TV trying to remember
"Nope"
"As much as your mom loves him you don't know him.... at all"
"Blue, let me introduce you to the King, Michael Joseph Jackson, and this is the experience" I scrolled through the song list trying to figure out which one to do
"That one! I like the beat"
"Oh Bluebear I'm about to kick yo ass"
"That's not nice" I apologized and clicked on 'Ghost'.
"Here" I handed her a baby blue Wii remote, and tightened the strap around her arm, if you know, you know. After that I made sure to get the twins and put them on my bed so they won't be doing stuff while I'm in this game
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"I want to be Michael" Blue demanded folding her arms
"Girl, you didn't even know who he was, go ahead and pick the ghoul"
"No it's ugly!"
"Fine" I laughed, "just don't cry when I get a better score. Alright so look, the moves are down there, follow the instructions perfectly and you'll get a good score. That won't matter because I played the shit out of this game and can do it with my eyes closed"
"Do it then!" she challenged
"Woah woah hold up now, I can't close my eyes or I might run into you" she hit me with the most hardest 'mhm'
"Blue, if you win I'll buy you anything you want at Walmart"
"What's Walmart?"
I smacked my lips, "I'll get you ice cream and whatever else you ask for"
"Game on" We did our handshake to seal the deal and started the game
|cant nobody beat me😭^. If you haven't played this 🤦🏽♀️ smh|
"Are you tired?" Blue asked taunting me
"No!" It's been a while since I've been at dance practice, I haven't bothered going back. It's not like I got out of shape, it's just I forgot how intense this game could get. Blue was lost at first, but quickly caught onto the moves. Even Rumi and Sir were doing there own rendition of the dance. When the skeleton part came I went in. |its at like 4 minutes, if you want to see|
"Uh you see that" I yelled doing the shoulder move
When it came time for the spin, Blue let her remote go and it hit me right in the stomach
"Blue!" I groaned laughing, it didn't hurt too bad, because I was used to China doing the same thing "why'd you take the arm thing off?"
"It was messing up my groove" she answered once the game was over. I was still laying on the ground being dramatic. Sir and Rumi both jumped on me like I'm a trampoline