Detroit Gay oneshots (Requests open!)

Truth or dare (First round!)

*BAM!*

"CONNOR WHAT IN THE FUCK-"

"Calm down, Hank."

*Connor walks in with a trail behind him. This includes Rk900 (Conan), Gavin, Simon, Markus, Kara, North and Ralph.*

"What the hell?! Connor when did I tell you could bring all these people into my fuckin, house??!"

"But lieutenant, you said I needed to socialize more? So I've brought over some friends to play some games with! You should join us, Hank!"

*Before Hank could protest everyone lifted him up and carried him into the livingroom.*

"HEY WHAT THE FUCK PUT ME DOWN- REED I EXPECTED THIS FROM THE REST OF THEM BUT YOU???! YOU FUCKIN ASSHOLE!!!"

Gavin rolled his eyes.

"Old asshole! I didn't come here by choice! Tin-can here dragged me along by force!"

Conan shot Gavin a glare making the man gulp.

Everyone tossed Hank on the couch where he grumpily crossed his arms muttering under his breath.

"Alriiiight.....what stupid ass game did you wanna play, Connor?"

"Truth or dare!"

"WHAT-"

"Pffft....wow I didn't realize we we're in highschool, tin-can."

Conan shot him another glare, effectively silencing him.

*knock knock!*

"CONNOR EXACTLY HOW MANY FUCKIN PEOPLE DID YOU INVITE TO MY HOUSE????!"

Connor didn't answer already darting towards the door.

"Oh! Hello Radardish how are you?? Good to see you! Oh and see you've brought AyanoMiko with you! We're still waiting on a few people so make yourselves at home!"

"Yeah....in MY house...."

Hank muttered under his breath.

Before Connor could close the door he noticed someone else walking up the driveway.

"Oh hello....I don't recognize you."

"O-oh....hello my name is meowmeowgirl125 um...."

Gavin stood up quickly.

"Oh yeah, thats my friend. Hey!"

"Hi!"

"OH SO EVERYBODIES JUST GONNA INVITE WHOEVER THE HELL WANT TO MY HOUSE!??? WELL WHATEVER YOU KNOW WHAT Y'ALL MIGHT AS WELL TOO! SINCE APPARWNTLY ITS JUST A FUCKING FREE FOR ALL!"

Hank yelled sarcastically.

The androids of course not being so good at picking up sarcasm, all cheered.

Markus immediately called someone on his phone.

"Hey! SofiaLuvsYou ? Whats up?? Yeah I'm just hanging out at my friends- yes bish its a party!"

"I-I DIDN'T MEAN IT LITERALLY!"

"I think you're a bit to late, Hank..."

"Aye Lillytale25 get you're ass over here-"

North giggled on her phone as well.

Another knock at the door.

"Shit."

"Hey Chen! Who's this?"

"Hey, Connor! What up Fuckers??! Oh sorry, this is KiwiPines88 my best bitch, if you will-"

Before Chen could continue ThatKid1113 jumped out with hopperfreedom123 Holding several bottles of Liquor and alcohol.

*In unison*

"WE GOT THE BOOZE, ASSHOLES!"

Everybody in the room started to cheer.

Hank slid down his couch with a groan.