ᴄʜᴇᴇᴛᴀʜs ᴘʀɪɴᴛs ᴀɴᴅ sᴘᴀʀᴋʟʏ ʙᴏᴏᴛs

2. Your table sounds great

"What do you want?" I couldn't help how my words came out more like a hiss.

Miss Cheetah print blinked. "I said, we're gonna be friends!" I ignored her statement. "The whole row of desk is empty over there." I whisper hissed. Mrs Grace wasn't looking our way, but unfortunately no one other than mrs Grace herself was looking at the slideshow.

"Yes but I want to sit here." She replied. I almost snapped my pencil in half.

I was struggling not to strangle her already. Deep breaths. "You can sit there." I pointed at the table in the farthest corner, way away from me.

"But you looked lonely..." She whispered. A 'snap' was heard and I realised I had accidentally snapped my pencil in half.

"I.am.not.lonely." I say, my teeth grinding against each other. "But you look lonely." She said.

"What about there?" I point at a table far from me, but not that far. "I can be left alone and you can "un-lonely" me. She looked at me, her face incredulous.

"Un-lonely isn't a word."

"I. Know."

"Anyways I don't want to sit there, it's a plastic table." She whispered earnestly. "What is it with you and plastic tables!"

"Well wooden tables sound better." Sound better? What the actual fu-

Then she did the weirdest thing ever. She pressed her ears to the table. She pressed her ears to the table. THE PSYCHOPATH WAS LISTENING TO THE TABLE?!

"Woah this table sounds really nice." She commented. The fu-

Then she did something even crazier. She stuck her ears to MY table. MINE. She was OVERSTEPPING boundaries!

"What are you doing?!" I manage to choke out. She frowned at me and whispered "SHHH" very loudly. "I'm trying to listen to the table, you're distracting me."

God. I'm stuck with this weirdo? An I really stuck with this cheetahs print and rainbow socks lover? I'm stuck with this....hooligan? And her sparkly boots.

Ew.

"You're table sounds eyes nice by the way. It sounds like the ocean...lapping. it's sooo majestic."

So you could understand why the minute Mrs Grace stepped out from the class, I instantly moved my desk to the left. No one can stop me from getting away from miss sparkly boots.

Except maybe miss sparkly boots herself. "Hey, where you moving?!" She asked instantly. I deliberately chose not to answer. She glanced at the gap between out tables. Then she pushed her desk towards mine, and once again I was adjoining tables with the weirdo.

I moved to the left again. She moved her table too. I slammed my table against the wall completely. She slammed her table against mine.

"You realise you can't go anywhere else right? You're stuck." She informed me. I was suddenly aware of the eyes staring at us. Did people not have things to do?

"Oh my god, she's soooo cooooll....." Annie said adoringly. "Man, I think I'm in love..." I could literally hear the saliva from Noah's mouth drip onto his desk.

And Felix. Well I want to say Felix wasn't picking his nose but he was. But for the record, he wasn't eating his boogers. He was.....Well I would say "eye-fucking" Miss sparkly boots.

She waved at them eagerly. Bish you're not a kween why the freak are you waving? Apparently people's mind work different than mine because everyone was just simply delighted.

"OH my god she's friendly too, marry me already." Noah's jaw wouldn't shut. A pool of saliva had started forming on his desk. That boy has some serious drooling issues.

Where and why had not Mr Carter not entered the class yet? At this point, I would rather listen to how flees reproduce then having to do with this ....Sparkly boots girl.

Why couldn't people just leave me alone!? It seemed like everyone was doing just fine before miss cheetah print came. And everyone was so in love with her. She had been here for like...what? 5 seconds?

Mr Carter, PLEASE come and tell us how fleas reproduce. I'm really sorry I didn't listen last time you were talking about frogs but I swear this time I'll be paying attention, even on how ants reproduce. I'm sure it'll be interesting. Please come and save me already.

Fate was not by my side. "MR CARTER IS ABSENT AND THERE'S NO SUBSTITUTE TEACHER!" Lily burst in dramatically.

The whole class erupted into cheers. And suddenly everyone got up from their desks and scrambled to meet this new girl.

Noah was the first to make it as he elbowed everyone out of the way. "OWWW!" Lily growled madly but Noah didn't even care. He almost tripped over William who just couldn't seem to keep his legs under his desk.

He scrambled out of breath, in front of braid head.

"Hi I'm noah nice to meet you hahhhah. I'm noah. Yeah. Noah snapped. You know like snapped? You snapped haha. In a good way. Ahhahahahh. I like your boots. They're sparkly. I like your hair. They're braids. A lot of them and uh....I like your eyes. They look just like uh.....chocolate.....I LOVE chocolate by the way. Hahaha. Also my name is Noah. Noah snap." It all came out in a rush and he paused to breathe.

Chocolate? Did her just call her eyes chocolate? That was the most offensive thing ever. How dare he even compare her eyes to chocolate!?!

In my oppinion, her eyes looked more like tree bark. Or rabbit fur. Maybe both.

"No one asked for your opinion." William remarked. "How did you know what I was thinking?" I hated how my voice turned out all defensive and aggressive.

He chuckled. "You look super judgemental." He paused. "But then you're always judgemental."

Annoying piece of crap. "Come on dude don't hate on her, she's cool!" William exclaimed. He wasn't even my friend what was he doing?!

"I'm not hating."

"Sure."

One thing for sure, I was not going to be sitting next to this weirdo. She will be gone before you can even say "sparkly boots."

A/n okay but i have this weird habit of listening to my table. Technically you put your ears on table, shut your eyes and you're at the beach LMAO. Also yes McKenzie now longer has yellow Converse, she's now cheetahs print and sparkly boots! ALSO she now owns a transparent pink jacket (the most vibes anyone)