Once Upon a Carrot (Louis Tomlinson Fanfic)

Chapter Two

A/N Hey, I really don't like this chapter. It kinda sucks, despite some of the randomness. Please let me know what you think, you crazy ladies (if you're a dude, I don't know what the hell you're doing reading this story...) I have like 5 reads on the first chapter, So yeah, I'm basically talking to myself. Please, somebody help me..Anyways...I wish this had a lot of reads, oh well. I only have two votes and no comments. Lord help me...HAVE A NICE DAY CAUSE THIS AUTHOR'S NOTE IS LONG!!!

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I skipped alongside Louis to his scooter. He handed me a spare helment and got on. I followed and hopped on. I wrapped my arms around him, then remembered Ellie (my car, if you've forgotten).

"What about my car?" I asked him.

He looked back at me and said, "No worries love, we'll get it later." I shrugged, and he kicked the kickstand, and we took off.

About five minutes later we arrived at a large apartment building, which I assumed him and the lads lived in. I slowly climbed off, and walked towards the door. Louis ran after me and exclaimed, "Jeesh, slow down lady, aren't you even nervous?"

I looked back and him and replied, "Psh, nervous? As if. Let's do this biotch!!" He smiled and walked ahead to hold open the door. I did a sneak attack and leaped on his back screaming, "GIDDYUP HORSEY!!!" So he took off, opening the lobby door, and running inside.

I pressed the button for the elevator, and when the doors opened, I ran in, dragging Louis with me. Inside, we jumped up and down until it arrived at the floor. We walked out, and he led me down a long hallway, down to a room.

As he was about to knock, he looked at me and mouthed, "Ready?" and in reply I nodded, facing forward.

He knocked on the door, and somebody yelled, "I've got it Liam!! Shut up Niall, it's not food!!! There's food in the kitchen!!" I chuckled, and soon the door swung open, and there stood an adorable guy, with curly brown locks, and glowing green eyes. He smiled, and showed off amazing dimples that I just wanted to poke.

He looked at me, then at Louis, then grinned cheekily and said, "Finally brought a girl home? Good job! I actually made the bed, and here you come, to mess it up. Shame on you!"

I blushed and Louis gasped and shouted, "NEVER!!! I AM A GENTLEMAN!!! I SHAN'T DO SUCH THINGS, AND RUIN HER POOR, INNOCENT EYES!!" I rolled my eyes, and let out a breathy laugh.

The boy in the doorway cracked up and replied, "Then why is she here?"

I stepped forward and declared, "I am here to defile your manhood." He gasped and I continued, "Oh calm down, I'm only here because Louis says he needed to prove that he's not the only dysfunctional person alive. So here I am, to prove it. Ta da!"

I took a bow, and asked, "So, can I come in, or do I just have to stare at your face for awhile?" He shook his head and moved aside, allowing me passage. No, not that type of passage, you readers have naughty naughty minds.

I darted inside, and ran into the kitchen. I opened the refrigerator, grabbed some carrots,and threw them in the air, declaring, "FOR NARNIA!!!!"

Louis came in and screamed, running towards the carrots. I stepped in front of them, and got in a defensive stance. He glared at me, and I glared right back. Suddenly, he ran at me and tackled me to the ground, to the point where he was hovering above me, basically straddling me and holding my arms down. I struggled and found no easy escape. This is futile. He yelled, "SCREW NARNIA, THIS IS FOR SCIENCE!!!" Then he leaned down and kissed me. Right smack on the mouth, in the middle of his kitchen floor, on top of a bunch of carrots.

And for some reason, despite the fact he's a stranger...

I kissed him back.

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A/N Okay, after reading that, I realize it sucks balls. Oh well, IDGAF. Cause yolo and shit.

Oh my god, I just had to go back and edit the entire thing, cause I'm a dumbass and accidentally put in it present tense. WTFFFFF....