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This WILL contain spoilers for 'Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker!'
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"I can't believe the saga is almost completely over." Olivia said, wrapping her and Loki in a blanket and holding a bowl of popcorn. Maya brought a bowl of assorted candies and four sodas.
"I know, right? I hope this movie wraps everything up nicely." Peter said.
"Me too. This whole trilogy has just been amazing in my opinion. And if all goes right, I have a couples costume idea for next Halloween..." Olivia added.
"You two are such nerds." Maya said good naturedly.
"You're one to talk, Miss I-Gush-Over-Horror-Movies-And-Anime." Peter retorted.
"You got me there, Spider Boy." Maya said.
"Shall we get on with it?" Loki asked.
"Yes!" Olivia said excitedly as she pressed the play button.
~We now move into broken commentary mode~
Beginning of the movie~
"Okay, but my question is how is Palpatine still alive?" Peter asked.
"I don't know, something to do with the Force." Olivia said, shoving more popcorn into her mouth. "Oh great, he's fixing the mighty duck mask. DON'T HIDE YOUR BEAUTIFUL FACE."
Loki looked at her with an odd expression.
"Someone's jealous...." Maya said sassily, giggling.
"Shut it, Adams." Loki said.
"I'm kidding. Kind of." Olivia said.
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Rey and Poe argue about BB-8 and the Falcon~
"Pfft, they're fighting like you and Thor." Maya said to Loki.
"It is very sibling like. Could Rey be a Dameron?" Olivia wondered aloud.
"Okay, now I know you're scraping the pot for anything other than Skywalker or Solo." Loki said to her.
"I just want her and Ben to fall in love, is that too much to ask??" Olivia huffed.
"We'll see." Loki said, smiling and playing with her hair.
"Besides, Poe needs to be with Finn." Olivia muttered under her breath.
"Amen to that." Maya said.
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Rey vs. Ben Transport tug of war, Rey uses force lightning~
"Come on, Rey, save Chewie..." Peter said.
"Why the tug of war? Does it really matter?" Maya asked.
"Now that you mention it, why would Ben want the transport to leave? That'd put him in close proximity with his Uncle Chewie." Olivia said.
"Uncle Chewie?" Loki chuckled.
"It's canon, shut up." Olivia said.
"HOLY SHIT, DID YOU SEE THAT?" Peter exclaimed.
"HOW'D SHE LEARN FORCE LIGHTNING??" Olivia yelled.
"Hey Lore Nerds, the transport exploded." Maya pointed out.
"CHEWIE!!!" Peter yelled. "NO!!!"
"This is like when the dog dies in the movie." Maya said.
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