The Consequences Of A Very Stupid Decision ✔️

5- smart idea, bowser

BOWSERS POV

Another day, another boring day at Clawdia's parents house. Our relationship has been getting harder lately. She doesn't melt me like she used to.

She's quite boring. When we were in the mushroom kingdom, I forgot that we were older. In our 30s. Early 30s but still.

I didn't like this, 'meeting the parents' thing. I've been starting to reminisce about the times before Clawdia. They weren't even good times. But I've started to feel nostalgic about it all the same.

I've really started to miss Peach, too. How she was never afraid to try out new things in the bedroom.

Clawdia doesn't care. We don't even sleep in the same room anymore. I'm getting bored.

"So, Bowser, how are you?"They asked.

"Do you have to ask that every day? Nothing has changed,"I said.

Clawdia kicked me under the table.

"You know, I'm sick of this,"I said,"I don't have to put up with them, they're your parents."

They all gasped as I ran out. I took the bus back to our house and started packing my stuff. I couldn't take it anymore.

I didn't have much stuff, so it fit in a suitcase.

I brought all my money and stole a lot of Clawdia's, and decided to get a plane back to Japan. I had to see my kids. But I needed a disguise first. Tokyo specialised in these kinds of things.

It took me ages to get to the airport, but the most surprising thing was, Clawdia didn't even try to go after me, or call.

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I got off the plane and got my bag. I asked around, and apparently there was a salon that did human suits for turtles like me, seeing as there was a lot of discrimination against us in the world recently.

I eventually got one. It was an attractive male body, and it looked so real. I stared back at myself in the mirror. I was a bit taller than average, but I looked normal.

Then I decided that I couldn't tell anybody that it was me. But I could try to date the princess so I could see the kids.

Smart Idea, Bowser.