Sarcastic Izuku

Chapter 7. Izuwu wants to f- love Todo uwu

ft. much wholesome, totally fam friendly

Izuku's pov

Damn, Todoroki's hot. Forget nosebleeds, I'm finna die.

From his smooth looking hair, which, makes me wonder of his pubes are the same, red on one side, white on the other- Wait, getting distracted.

But. . . oh, his body, GOD, I could get off on his body alone. He was slim, and tall, with good posture.

His skin looked so smooth, like the girls from the 'cover girl' ads. But, Todoroki was much more prettier than all those hoes. If only Todoroki was my hoe.

And his eyes, oh don't get me started on those eyes! They were heterochromia.

One was teal, while the other was charcoal grey, and they seemed so deep, and endless, that you could get lost in there.

But, they seemed to hold a deeper meaning, much like his scar.

His scar was surrounding his teal eye, and looked similar to a dog that has spots on him.

His face looked dead, but scarred, and innocent at the same time, which made me wonder what a once sweet little boy- probably more sweet, and innocent than I had been, had been through.

He seemed to be one of those that seems like he has his shit together, but is secretly crumbling inside, much like I am.

N- Not that I paid much attention to his features anyways!

Coz' I DEFINITELY wasn't starting at him.

Hahaha, don't judge me.

We talked for awhile and his voice is so smooth, and silky, making me wonder what his morning voice sounds like. Gah, not now Izuku, not now! Now is not the time to be thirsty!

"Todoroki-kun, come and look at these cute pictures of little Izuku when he was a baby." Mom called for Todoroki.

Mom and Rei started talking to him about my baby photos, and showing them to him, but I could care less because I was a suuuuper cute baby!

Anyways, back to me being thirsty.

⚠️ Warning, small smut! ⚠️

This is how I want the scene to go, ya' know, if Eraserhead dosen't marry me!:

I want to be in the middle of changing, in a home that we share together, of course, and I want him to walk in, just to see me with nothing on but tight ass boxers, and him getting riled up, because of all the teenage horomones.

He comes up from behind me, snakes his arms around my waist, and gives me a kiss on my neck.

Then, without warning, I want him to push me against a wall and whisper in my ear.

Yeah, sex talk is kinda a kink I have, so I would be so fucking horny by then. He would lift me up, and I would swing my legs around him instinctively.

He would kiss me on the lips, then the cheek, jaw, then on my neck, and find my weak spot. He would attack there for awhile, then once he really got excited, he would throw me on the bed.

He would take off all his clothes, and take off my boxers. He would turn me around without warning, and raw, would insert his (probably) huge coc-

(Small smut over! 👌)   

"Oi Oi Oi-" (If you know were this is from, you're my new favorite person!)  

My phones ringing! It's Kacchan! Does he finaly wanna fuck me? I'll gladly let him!

"Hmm? Hello Kacchan!" I exclaim as I hold the phone to my ear, out of the corner of my eye, I see Todoroki snap his head in my direction.

I excuse myself and go into the hallway, out of earshot, feeling Todoroki's eyes on my butt. Pervert.

"Hey, shitty nerd. I- I mean, the old hag wanted to know if you where okay. She made me call you. It's not like I care or anything! Are you ok?" Kacchan asked, worry evident in his voice at the end.

"I'm fine Kacchan! Hehehe, you sound like a tsundere, asking if I'm okay and sounding so defensive. Oh, moms trying to hook me up with a hot boi who also, like me, has daddy issues, hehe, so I'm more than fine!" I laugh.

"wHat? I'm coming over right now! Stay put Deku! If he even so much as touches a hair on your head, he's dead! You're mine!" He shouts angrily.

"Geeze Kacchan, Yandere much? I mean, it's hot and all, but don't do any BDSM shit on me yet, kay? Unless that's your kink, then go ahead!" I giggle.

"Just open the door, nerd." Kacchan yelled through the phone. I just laugh a little, then walk to the door, hanging up.

I open the door, and sure enough, Kacchan was there.

"Hello, Kacchan! How nice of you to drop by!" I tease.

He growls.

"Midoriya, who is this?" Todoroki asks, walking up to us.

"Oh, this is my best, and childhood friend, Katsuki Bakugou. Right, Kacchan?" I ask.

"Yeah, yeah. I just came to visit Izuku for a while. N- Not that I wanted to! My mom made me do it." Kacchan glared, but was blushing. 'You were jealous.'

I laughed, but then stopped abruptly.

"K- Kacchan! You called me by my first name again!" I exclaimed. Kacchan usually never calls me by my first name, but he has slipped up a few times.

Kacchan goes red, and for a while, we completely ignore Todoroki.

Until I can feel the jealousy radiating off of him.

"N- No I fucking didn't." Kacchan crossed his arms.

"You di~ id~" I tease.

Todoroki nodded. "You totally did."

Ya' know, I'm starting to like Todoroki, he's really fucking hot, and, he doesn't take shit from Kacchan.

I snap back to reality to see them glaring at each other intensely.

I giggle, and walk up to Kacchan, and kiss him on the cheek, making him blush, then do the same to Todoroki, also making him blush, then I walk into the house.

Well, that's one way to end up in an otome game.

That's the end of this chapter, sorry it's not very long, I've been swamped with school work.

Bai.