Morbid

Karma's A Bitch

Why is it that every time some bad shit happens it's at a party? At this point you really wonder why young people even bother going to those.

To be fair, I say that, but the worst moment of my life happened in my dorm so. Clearly, it's not just parties. I don't know. It's like college is the Garden of Eden to high schoolers until Satan shows up and hands you that apple. Except the apple consists of sexual assault, drugs and booze instead of original sin.

Anyway, I learned Wanda was a bitch at yet another party. This one was hosted by another common friend of Wanda and André's. He was more like a distant acquaintance to me, although he seemed nice enough. He was of Russian descent, blonde and tall, with blue eyes. Can't remember his name. It kind of sounded like Krillin's name in Dragon Ball Z. My apologies to all Russian people for this comparison.

To be fair, I was already beginning to suspect that she was shady. First off, literally during our first text talk, she said she was raped. Now, I'm about to say some super controversial shit, but I don't care, someone has to say it: yes, the vast majority of rape accusations that go on trial are true, but some teenage girls DO lie about that shit for attention. It's not reported 'cause it never goes to court, is all, but I assure you that shit ain't rare.

I knew another bitch like Wanda who'd tell every dude she wanted to bone that she was raped after like, a five minute conversation (she even tried it on André with little success, hah) and who'd pretend to cry and flash her tits. Not even joking, not talking metaphorically. That actually happened. She'd change her story everytime, too. And I knew for a fact that it was bullshit because she'd say it happened when she was six – and I knew her back then. So I knew it wasn't real. Never seen a more emotionally healthy and normal six-year old despite them getting raped by their cousins, beaten and dragged down a basement, I'll tell ya that.

On a side note, dudes are retarded. The amount of dudes I warned about this girl being a manipulative bitch is off the charts. But did they listen? Of course not. Then six months later they'd come crawling back and apologize after she cheated on them and moved on to another guy. And to think tons of people get raped and never believed when legit everyone this girl cried to believed her. Sigh.

So yeah, Wanda did the exact same thing this girl did back when I first talked to her, as a teen. Now, I can hear some of you people all the way from here – Renny, how dare you shame girls like that?! You should believe them! After all, you don't know, they tots could have been actually assaulted!

Ah, but I do know. I know exactly how rape victims react to rape, and let me tell you, it's not by telling everyone merrily that they got assaulted after five minutes while describing that shit in graphic detail and seeming perfectly okay, only to try to get in the dude's pants five minutes later or talk about sex, or how much they "love BDSM". Yes, because these girls always say they're bipolar, love BDSM, and they're tots "special", "crazy", etc. Of course they're all atheists. They like tattoos. Wear lots of makeup. Think they're more attractive than they actually are, they're fourteen to twenty ... sounds familiar, doesn't it? Almost like it's a prototype subgenre basic bitch trying to act cool and rebellious.

How do I know what a person who's been sexually assaulted acts like? Don't really wanna get into that. Besides, it's off topic, anyway. Plus, it's not so much that I know what a person who's been assaulted would do, so much as I know what they wouldn't do.

So, to go back to Wanda, that girl would immediately go on rants about herself. Brag about the supposed "hot guy" she was boning. Send pictures of him. Graphically detail her sex life. Act really tough and independent then immediately after show that she was super dependent on the guy and in desperate need of validation. And again, keep in mind the fact that this bitch didn't know me. This was on our first convo.