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Hastur: Yidhra has these insanely strong opinions on everything. Go on, ask her a thing no one should have an opinion on.

Mary: What's, uh, the worst multiple of 4?

Yidhra: 12, obviously. Idiot.

Burke: This entire conversation is as pointless as to why Hastur brought this topic up in the first place.

Joker: Who even asks these sort of questions in 20 questions!?

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Joseph: Standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak. Like, look at this flower. This flower is taller than I am. This flower is winning, and I'm losing.

Jack: Wow, you are so not ready to hear about trees.

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Fan: So, Bane sneezed earlier and I accidentally said "shut the fuck up" instead of "bless you".

Xie: How do you even accidentally say "shut the fuck up"...

Fan: ...

Xie: ...I know it was intentional now go apologize before I confiscate your bell.