Men Can't Get Pregnant

Finding Out The Gender: Phun and Noh

5 MONTHS PREGNANT

Phun and Noh's baby is due on December 25

Noh laughed as his friends tried to set up some decorations in his mother's house.

"Stop laughing you asshole" Pete said. He was lucky that Noh's parents are at the grocery store cause his parents aren't a huge fan of cussing.

"Why don't you help us out?" Earn asked.

"He's not helping you, he's five months pregnant, moron" Phun said carrying in the board that they would be hanging balloons full of paint. One of the balloons was going to be full of either blue or pink and the others would be black paint. They trusted the gender envelope to Noh's mom who then went all out for the gender reveal/baby shower, she got all gender neutral things even her presents were gender neutral.

"I can help you out" Key said as he handed his daughter to his husband. Key went over to Pete and Earn to help them. They invited them over since they do consider them friends and wanted them to be here to celebrate with them.

"I'm going to take this outside to your mother and father so they can get started on it." Phun said before kissing Noh's cheek. Noh nodded before lowering himself into a chair. Phun left and Noh went back to watching Key help a struggling Pete and Earn put up a banner.

"So are you wishing for a boy or a girl?" Lock asked as his daughter slept peacefully in his arms.

"We were hoping for a girl but we would be happy with a boy." Noh said.

"Got any names picked out?"

"We wrote a list of twenty names, ten for the boys and ten for the girls. We have been narrowing it down for a bit, now we have ten names left, five for the boys and five for the girls."

"What's the names if I may ask?"

"Lock, you are not helping them pick a name like your friends did ours." Key said as he finished helping Pete and Earn with the banner.

"Oh come on, it would be so cool if I helped pick the name."

"No offense but you have the worst taste in names, if I hadn't intervened our baby would be named buttercup." Key said making everyone laugh minus Lock who frowned.

"It was a good name at the time." He muttered which made everyone laugh even harder.

"Don't make me laugh or I'll pee my pants!!" Noh said through his tears of laughter. After a bit they stopped laughing and talked until more people arrived. Noh and Phun who had come back in a few minutes before, greeted everyone that came. They all congratulated them and put their baby shower presents on a table before telling them to enjoy the food that Noh and Phun's mothers had made.

After everyone got their food and sat down to eat either outside or inside. They all gathered inside to open presents. Noh and Phun thanked everyone for their lovely gifts and hoped everyone would welcome their son or daughter into their lives with open arms. As they all sat and chatted with each other Noh noticed Pete was off to the side looking at his phone. He pushed himself out of the chair and went over to him. This boy better not be cheating on his new husband. He grabbed Pete's phone out of a shocked Pete's hand before looking at it. Noh's eyes widen as he saw what was on the screen. Pete had the same condition as him. Noh grabbed Pete's hand and pulled him down the hall to the bathroom. He pushed him inside and walked in before closing the door.

"You have Persistent Müllerian duct syndrome?"

"Apparently I do, after you got pregnant I thought about getting tested just in case and after my wedding I finally decided to get it done and they just sent me the results"

"Have you told Earn?" He asked.

"Told Earn what?" They both tensed at a familiar voice behind them. How did they not realize that someone opened the door. They both turned to look at Earn and Phun standing there looking confused.

"We'll leave you guys to talk." Noh said before walking up to Phun and grabbing his hand. Noh pulled Phun down the hall back to the living room where everyone was busy talking.

"What's going on with Pete?"

"He just found out that he also has Persistent Müllerian duct syndrome." Noh whispered so only Phun could hear, making Phun's eyes widen.

"Holy crap" he whispered back.

"If you guys are done whispering over there, shall we get this baby reveal started cause I am dying to know what you are having." Phun's sister said.

"Oh yes Your Royal Highness, anything for you." Phun said making everyone chuckle and Pang roll her eyes. While everyone headed outside Noh and Phun looked down the hall only to hear low talking.

"Lets let them talk and join in later." Phun said. Noh nodded before joining everyone outside. The crowd parted as they walked through it to get to the poster reveal board. The balloons were all black so they couldn't see through them and there was nine of them. They were each given some darts before being told to go for it. Noh and Phun looked back at the house really not wanting to do it without Pete and Earn but they were happy to see the couple standing among the crowd holding hands and smiling. Noh and Phun turned back to the tasked at hand and one by one they started throwing darts. They were down to the last two and so far they had only gotten black paint.

"Shall we each take one balloon at the same time?" Noh asked.

"Let's do it" Phun said before they both threw the dart. Phun's had the correct paint it and they all cheered as blue paint slid down the board. Phun grabbed Noh's face and kissed him before hugging him.

"Thank you for my son"

"Same here"