Fandoms involved: Jojo's Bizarre Adventures, Danganronpa, Crush Crush, Blush Blush, and Skullgirls
Ok so I've been watching Game Grumps for the past few days bc they played a Dora game so I wanted to see them fuck up more children's games and today I watched them use Talk to Transformer to finish writing fanfics and then read the ones fans sent in.
I've been giving it some tries and holy F U C K is this great.
Ok so the first two will be in photo format bc I've been screenshotting these.
Here's the first one(it's not actually fanfiction but it's fine):
GAYS BAR
NOT GAY BARS
G A Y S B A R
FWEDWSDUHISDUROSIYRSURWBKDSHUIIHIOSFUSYIHJKETHURIW
WHAT THE FUCK A A A A A A A A I LOVE IT
Ok number two is about Jotaro being mad about Jouta's cursed existence:
???????
HOW DOES IT END
WHY ARE THEY FIGHTING SOMETHING??
THEY JUST DROP THE TOPIC OF THEIR CUSED CHILD
WRIHBWRJKWRFSIOJDAUHOADDQADIGOADAJOIADADJI
Number three:
Trish sat on the couch, trying her best to ignore Narancia and Fugo making out.
"Well then," said Lestrade. "I hope you enjoy your Friday, Big Brother."
The weirdness slowly began to fade as Narancia finally moved to the next subject. "It appears that our candidate has some very serious domestic issues in his family."
Lestrade looked at him. "And we'll need to handle that on our own?"
"Indeed," said Narancia. "Thanks to one of your interns, we've got an increased security force working on these posts in the area. We've begun targeting known terrorists and anyone who is suspected of involvement with your Brother's missing daughter. At
WHO'S LESTRADE????
WHERE DID FUGO GO???
WHAT HAPPENED TO TRISH???
WHY DO THEY KEEP CUTTING OFF THE NEXT SENTENCE A A A A A A A AEFIWHDOCHDKCUDIDBDKD
Number four here we go:
"Mista, where's the fucking soy milk?" Giorno asked as he knocked on Mista's bedroom door.
Mista's door was shut.
"..." Giorno muttered as he broke the silence.
"Mista's eyes took on an aquamarine hues that led Mista's roommate. He saw the doctor and maid get dressed, and gave a start at Mista's eyebrows.
"Here," said the doctor as he left the room.
He 'went' his way and knocked on the door, taking care not to shake his head as he entered.
Mista's roommate started laughing
It's the fourth one, so I had to make it about Mista and wHAT THE FUCK????
ROOMATE? WHO'S TALKING ABOUT MISTAS EYES?? WHICH ARE BLACK??? WHERE DID THE DOCTOR AND NURSE COME FROM??? WHAT ARE THEY DOING WITH MISTAS EYEBROWS???
Number five(I'm gonna switch to Danganronpa):
Monokuma watch the live security footage, swirling the wineglass gently. He took a sip of the chocolate milk inside as he heard footsteps approaching from behind him. "What do you want, Mukuro?"
She turned to face him as the glass emptied and the last drops of chocolate milk spilled over her. "I heard you at the gym," she responded, with a strange smile plastered across her face. "I thought you might have heard my knocking."
"It's hardly knocking," he shot back. "It's only a glass. You can't knock back glass. It could shatter at any moment."
"I'll take that as a no."
As he watched her sip her milk, she noticedTHIS IS A TRAINWRECK HWISHDISHDKDBSIGSOAHSLXBZKZHEODBDID
BUT DEAR GOD ITS TOO GOOD
Ok number six will be about Crush Crush and Blush Blush:
Cassie stomped into the room, unaware that she had just walked into Eli, Luna, Garrett, Ferris, and Peanut playing strip Uno.
"Relax! We'll be okay! We just need to do it one more time!" Sophie exclaimed as she held on to the edge of the bed.
"Well, do I get to say anything? I mean, it's kind of a condition I have, but do I get to say anything?" Ferris yelled from downstairs.
"Hey, does it look like we have any more you people playing strip Uno?" A woman yelled.
"That's not a condition? She thinks she's having a stroke?" Peanut shouted.
"Yeah
WHO IS SOPHIE??.???
WHERE ARE THE RANDOM WOMEN COMING FROM???
WHY DOES IT KEEP CUTTING OFF SENTENCES?????????
Ok number seven will be about Skullgirls and this will be the last one for now:
Painwheel stared out the window, holding Filia's hand as they watched the battle between Cerebella and Big Band wrap up. Each of their hearts were racing.
"Dad? ...I think it's time for an ultrasound."
"Huh? What?" Filia's father stood from the couch. He took the ultrasound machine out from under the chair and looked at the screen. "Wow. That's ... Aww."
"You know, I can't help but feel my daughter might not be on the up-and-up." Gergola shrugged as he brought his hands together. "There's something different about her. She might be worried. To be honest, I just feel there are a million other things
I JUST WANTED THIS TO BE ABOUT PAINWHEEL AND FILIA BEING GIRLFRIENDS WHERE THE FUCK IS THIS ULTRASOUND COMING FROM
WHY IS THE EQUIPMENT FOR IT UNDER A CHAIR
WHO IS GERGOLA
AND LIKE WHOS GETTING THE ULTRASOUND FILIA OR PAINWHEEL??
IT SONDS LIKE ITS FILIA BUT ITS KINDA CONFUSING
ALSO WHAT DID THE DAD SEE??? IS SHE PREGNANT?? WITH WHOS CHILD??? SHES WITH PAINWHEEL THEY ARE THE BIG LESBIANS
Anyways I've had enough fun for now imma watch more YouTube.
~Phil
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