My Chin Has A Hole And So Do You: A Foxxay Crack Fic

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  Author's note: This was a crack fic written by me and two of my awesome friends from Twitter. This has got to be one of the funniest fucking parody things I've ever co-written, so enjoy! :D
- Tonita

   It was a sunny Thursday afternoon at Miss Robichaux's Academy. Madison, Queenie, Zoe, and Nan were all eating breakfast at the table together. The sounds of Misty and Cordelia shouting at each other from the other room continued to interrupt Madison's story about her new Macaulay Culkin tramp stamp.

"FOR THE LAST TIME, DELIA! I AIN'T TAKIN' NO DAMN BATH!" Misty screamed at the top of her lungs while snapping her fingers is a sassy Z formation.

"I SWEAR TO GOD MISTY! YOU'D BETTER GO INTO THAT DAMN TUB OR ELSE I'LL SHOVE THE ENTIRE SOAP BAR DOWN YOUR THROAT!" Cordelia said with anger, grabbing the soap bar beside her. "DON'T MAKE ME THROW THIS AT YOU!"

Misty made an ugly-ass face. "YOU WOULDN'T DARE!"

"TRY ME!"

Just then, Myrtle burst into the room. "GIRLS! What in the name of Gandhi is going on in here?!"

"DELIA IS TRYIN' TA  MAKE ME TAKE A BATH, BUT SHE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND THAT I NEED TO BE ONE WITH THE FROGS!" Misty crossed her arms, rapidly banging on the floor with her foot. "FORGIVE ME, SISTER JUDE! I'M SO WEAK AND STUPID!" Misty screamed in despair. "STUPID! STUPID! STUPID!" She cried with each stomp of her foot.

"FROGS ONLY WISH I WOULD RUB THEM WITH SOAP!" Cordelia yelled back, beads of sweat forming on her forehead.

"Alright! Both of you! Cease this nonsense at once!" Myrtle stated firmly, raising her arms as porcelain cups with a thread between them slipped out from underneath her brown woolen poncho, shattering on the floor.

"I..." Cordelia started. "Auntie Myrtle... were you... using these to listen to our conversation?" The sexy Supreme bent down to pick up a shard, her thicc ass sticking out for the world to see. Misty and Myrtle's attention were fully drawn to her now. The two looked back at each other and nodded in agreement before high fiving. Cordelia stood back up before continuing the argument.

"But Cordeliaaaaa! All I ever wanted was to be a frog!" Misty started tearing up and grabbed a moldy bagel out of her ass before stuffing the hole shaped food into her mouth. "A frog that smokes weed and listens to Stevie Nicks!" Misty beamed with a mouth full of assbagely goodness.

"WELL, YOU CANNOT! "Cordelia huffed before shaking some salt on the glass shard she had picked up, taking a bite. "And what the hell are you doing with that?!" She said, crunching on the priceless porcelain, pointing at the bagel.

"Oh, there's more where that came from!" Misty exclaimed as she proceeded to pull out an entire bag of assbagels from herself. "I've been FERMENTIN' THEM!" She announced proudly.

"But... but you just pulled them out of your ass! And they've got mold all over them!" Cordelia replied in disgust.

"Does... it... look like... I... CARE?! I haven't said ONE thang about yer mug addiction, why are ya ridiculin' ME?!" Misty shouted the last part of her sentence in a deep, demonic voice before her chin started to grow to at least 30 inches. "RAAAAAWR!!!" The hillbilly witch roared before a giant, gaping hole from which a satanic black smoke flowed out of started to form and expand on the tip of her chin.

"NOOOOOO!" Cordelia and Myrtle both shouted in unison.

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   "So, Nan, did you ever figure out who that @madisontwitterposts girl is on Insta?" Madison asked, taking a bite of her croissant.

Nan hesitantly replied, "Uh... well..." She was stopped mid sentence and saved from revealing her true identity when she saw a giant, white, 30 inch chin make its way through the Academy; smashing everything in its path.

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"THE FUCK IS THAT?!" Queenie screamed in horror, ducking under the table.

"IT'S GONNA EAT US!" Zoe cried, holding onto Nan and Queenie.

"BUT I WANTED ZOE TO BE THE ONE WHO EATS ME FIRST! NOT FAIR!" Madison screeched in both fear and distress.

"What?" Zoe asked.

"What?" Madison replied.

"IT'S SO THICC!" Nan screamed in terror.

"GIRLS! PROTECT YOURSELVES!" Cordelia exclaimed, running into the kitchen with a whip, hitting Misty's fat chin. "BACK CHIN! BACK I SAY!" She shouted with each whip as the chin screeched like a dinosaur.

"CORDELIA, WAIT-" Myrtle called for the big assed Supreme, running down the stairs. "HOLY SHIT! ARGGGGG!" She screamed before falling head first down the flight of stairs, tumbling down them cartoonishly before rolling out the door and into the city.

The chin momentarily shrunk, and Misty gasped in horror. "Do y'all see what y'all made me do?!" She grew angrier and angrier, and her chin started to grow again, longer than ever before. Cordelia struggled fighting the urge to become wet down there at the sight of the chin's length.

"Y'all made me kill the red-headed bitch! Imma monster! And it's all... y'all's... FAULTS!" She shouted the last part of her sentence before her chin broke the Academy's roof and made its way outside for the first time.

"MISTY! BABY, DON'T!" Cordelia yelled, attempting to calm her lover down to no avail.

"YOU DON'T OWN MEEEEE!" Misty scream-sung. "I'M NOT ONE OF YER MANY TOOOOYS! YA CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TA DOOOOO!"

Her chin grew and grew; practically scraping the sky. Birds occasionally flying by and pecking it.

"MISTY! PLEASE! THAT'S THE WRONG SEASON!" All the witches cried in unison. But it was too late, Misty and her chin had practically became one.

"Hey, moms! What did I miss-" Mallory walked into the room stopped and mid sentence as her jaw dropped at the sight of her mom and fellow students huddled under the table.

"OH MY GOD!" Mallory shouted in horror. "Look at Madison's tramp stamp! Gross!" She cringed as she lifted Madison's arm.

"EWWW!" All the girls whined in unison to Madison, making her roll her eyes. "Bitches."

"PAY ATTENTION TA THE AWESOME CHIIIIN!" Chinsty cried, her chin breaking the sky and crashing into space. Everyone on earth screamed and ran.

"WAIT! I may know how to fix this!" Cordelia stated, grabbing her flip phone. After ignoring a few chuckles from the girls, she dialed a number. "HELLO! STEVIE?! THIS IS DELIA! I'M NOT SURE IF YOU CAN SEE MISTY'S THICC-ASS CHIN OUTSIDE YOUR WINDOW, BUT WE NEED YOU! PLEASE COME TO THE ACADEMY! AND QUICKLY!"

"Sounds like you guys are in a crisis... I'm on my way." Stevie said cooly before putting on a pair of black sunglasses and hopping on her super totally epic jet-ski and riding her way from the swamps through to the streets, despite there being no water there... because she's just THAT cool.

When she finally made her way to the Academy, she looked up to see the giant hole in the Academy's Roof. And in that hole, all 65000000 inches of Misty's chin pointed straight up to the once baby blue, now fiery, hellscapish sky.

She took off her sunglasses and stared in awe. "In all the 71 years I've been on this earth... this has got to be the biggest chin I've ever been in the presence of... incredible." She whispered to herself.

Stevie kicked down the door and made a karate pose. "I'm here."

"OH, STEVIEEEE!" Cordelia sobbed, racing to the singer and embracing her in a big bear hug, almost as big as Misty's chin... almost.

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