Piko: hey Flower!
Flower: wot
Piko: I know you're busy today but can you add me to your to-do list?
Flower: honestly fuck off
Piko: If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as this question?
Flower:....you do realize we've been together for a year and you almost got me pregnant.
Piko: are you a science project? Because I wanna do you all night long.
Flower:....the last time we did that I couldn't walk, nearly got pregnant, and Oliver and Fukase couldn't sleep.
Oliver: what's the situaaaaaaation
Fukase: shut up Oliver you don't own a bread bank
Piko: Well here I am! What were your other 2 wishes?
Fukase: Oliver your lips look so l-
Oliver: don't even FINISH that goddamned sentence or I swear to Yamaha I will take your ability to walk away you fucking bottom.
Fukase: ok fine
Piko: Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams?
Flower: no but they do hurt from when you f-
Fukase: *covers her mouth* DON'T YOU DARE FUCKING FINISH THAT SENTENCE
Flower: *nods and Fukase removed his hand*
Piko: Your hand looks heavy, let me hold it f-
Flower: that's it bottom *drags Piko to their bedroom as Oliver and Fukase just stand there*
Oliver:....you too *drags Fukase to their room*
Saga 3 _the_memelord_69_
