The moment I've been waiting for...here we go!
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Terra: Are you gonna give me that look every time there's an earthquake?
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Cyborg: We've got a piñata shaped like Beast Boy. You know you wanna smack it.
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Cyborg: Is there any meat in that tofu?
Beast Boy: No, there's no meat in the tofu, it's TOFU.
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Robin: You've got a problem, Tin Man?
Cyborg: YEAH. It's four feet tall and smells like cheap hair gel.
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Raven: Don't make me send you to another dimension.
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Beast Boy: See, it all started back in 1492 with this tea party, in Boston. King George, or maybe it was King Norm-anyway...the British were trying to make the colonists drink all this tea. But they were like, "Dude! No way! We're sick of your nasty old tea and your crummy enlgish muffins!" So they decided, "Revolution!"
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Beast Boy: YEAH!
Cyborg: All-you-can-eat...
Beast Boy: Free form...
Beast Boy/Cyborg: Breakfast explosion!
Raven: Sorry I asked.
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Beast Boy: You're telling me I'm going to be BALD?!
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Raven: You saved me? I thought you didn't like me.
Beast Boy: Thought you didn't like me.
Cyborg: Hey! I like both of you! Now let's get out of here!
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Raven: So...do we get bathroom breaks?
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Raven: Terra.
Terra: Raven.
Raven: Traitor.
Terra: Witch.
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Cyborg: You're gonna pay for that you little grass stain!
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Terra: You're not getting mad are you Raven? Beast Boy told me all about your temper tantrums.
Raven: Anger is pointless, my emotions are under control.
Terra: (mocking Raven) Nna! Nna! Nna! Anger is pointless, and your calling me a liar?
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Beast Boy: Now I know how George Washington felt when Napoleon beat him at Pearl Harbor.
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Cyborg: All right y'all, four eyes is history, his ghoulies are gone, and we just saved the whole dang universe! Who wants French toast?
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Beast Boy: You're just jealous because I sound like a rock star.
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Pelican: Oh have you seen my hippo? He hides and I must seek.
Starfire: I cannot play. Please, have you seen a strange man named Control Freak? He is big, not tall and nasty. And is known for causing strife. He escaped into the TV.
Beast Boy: HEY STAR, RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!
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Starfire: On my planet, this is hilarious.
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Raven: Unbridled joy? Not really my thing.
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Starfire: Cyborg, you seem all lobstery.
(everyone looks at her strangly)
Raven: I think she means crabby.
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Beast Boy: (dancing) Go Beast Boy, you're probeless, no probes now, go Beast Boy, go Beast Boy...get funkkkky!
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Beast Boy: (to Dr. Light) Dude! Nice pajamas! Do they glow in the dark?!
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Robin: Beast Boy, you don't need a moped. You can fly.
Beast Boy: Yeah but my arms get tired.
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Robin: Umm...why am I in a giant pie?
Beast Boy: Why am I in a bunny suit?
Raven: Why am I in a dress?
Cyborg: WHO'S BEEN REDECORATING MY TOWER?!
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Beast Boy puppet: Dude. Get your BUTT outta my FACE.
Robin puppet: Can't. Move. DEAL with it.
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Beast Boy: I got it!
Cyborg: It can't involve driving a tank or unleashing magician-eating sharks.
Beast Boy: I don't got it.
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Well there's MANYYYYY more but I must move on to the next question!
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Teen Titans 30 Day Challenge
FanfictionSince everyone else is doing it, here I go! lol