Harry
Hi Zayn
Zayn
Hey Harry. I was starting to think you
weren't going to message me back.
Harry
I said I would.
Zayn
Yeah. You did.
Harry
How was your day?
Zayn
Boring. They just issued a complete
city lockdown today. I'm going crazy.
Harry
Oh, right. I saw that today too.
Zayn
Are you social distancing Harry?
Harry
Of course! I'm taking it very seriously,
I have loved ones to protect.
Zayn
Like a girlfriend or boyfriend? 👀
Harry
Neither of those apply.
Zayn
But if it did apply, would it be
a girlfriend or a boyfriend?
Harry
You're not subtle at all, you know? 😂
Zayn
I know. 😇
Harry
I don't label myself. It's whoever
I'm attracted to at the time.
Zayn
Cute.
Harry
How is that cute?
Zayn
Idk. Everything you do is kinda cute to me.
Harry
I doubt that but go off.
Zayn
Go off? That doesn't sound like
something you'd say, Harold.
Harry
I heard someone use it today. I thought
I'd give it a shot, but I guess not. 😭
Harry
Also, it's just Harry.
Zayn
Hm... does that bother you?
Being called Harold?
Harry
It's a little too out dated for me.
Zayn
Good to know. 😙
Zayn
Btw how old are you?
Harry
Um... does it matter?
Zayn
I mean... yeah, a little. I don't
want to talk to someone who's
underage or anything.
Harry
Oh, I'm definitely over 18.
Zayn
So why can't you tell me then?
Harry
I don't know. I just feel weird about
giving personal information out.
Like I said, loved ones to protect.
Zayn
Alright, that makes sense I guess.
Zayn
I'm 24 though. If that matters to you.
Harry
It doesn't but thanks for telling me.
Zayn
Yeah.
Harry
Alright, Zayn. I should probably head to bed.
Zayn
At 10 pm? That's so early.
Harry
I wake up early lol. I need the sleep.
Zayn
Alright, Grandpa.
Harry
Goodnight Zayn.
Zayn
Goodnight Harry 😚— 𐐪𐑂—
A/N: guess who might have the virus 🤚🏼
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Fanfiction[social media ❦ crack fic] zayn randomly decides to prank text his number neighbor during quarantine because there's nothing better to do. who knew his number neighbor would be so hot? bottom!harry as always ❦ [disclaimer: harry is older than zayn] ...