Damien: *sitting in Jake's lap, holding his face gently while kissing him*
Jake: *wagging his tail kissing back excitedly, purring happily at him*
Damien: *pulls away and kisses his nose* Good boy.
Jake: *beams* I'm a good boy?
Damien: Yes. You're Master's good boy~ *rubs his crotch* If you keep behaving so good for me, I just might give you a treat.
Jake: *whines happily moaning and wags his tail faster* Really?! Is it a blowjob?!
Damien: *gasps dramatically before he cooes* How did you know? You must be the smartest puppy in the world!
