KORONA KRONIKLES

CURFEW

Shan: ACHOOOO!

Jake: BOMBORAASCLAAT!! WAH YAAH DO..WAH YUH DEH DO!!!?

Shan: I'm sorry..I-I Ju-ACHOOO!!

Jake: BLOODCLAAT!! GYAL LOCK UP YUH MOUTH!

MI back off guh hitch up innah di corna.behind di door when BOOM! A di door Kick off to bloodclaat!

Cupsoap: YOOOOOO!! A WEH HIM DEH!!

Shan: WEH WHO DEH B!??

Cupsoap: HEY GYAL NUH FUCK WID MI NERVES!!  A BET SEH MI SHOOT UP DIS BOMBO-HEY AYE AYE BOMBO-YO AYE!!

Si cuz him kick off ih door when mi deh behind it paah nuh spot mi. cupsoap tep out a di room well hot and gaan search ih backyard wid Dingo.

Mi guh suh rups and shot ih innah neiko room well faas..a look fi him.

Jake: YO UMBRE FAWUD MEK WI DUH ROAD!!!!HUR----HMPH... HMPH BOMBOCLAAT IH PLACE RENK SUH??😷

Aquilah:Neiko piss up when Dingo step in wid ih Glock 40..

Jake: BOMBORAASCLAAT..suh weh him deh???

Aquilah: unda ih bed

Mi guh suh bups and pull out ih dawg faas..and mi haul him chuu ih back door..said speed mi hear two bloodclaat shot sound off..POW!! POW!

Dingo: FUCK WHO FAH GYAL INNAH WHO FAH HOUSE!!!?

Mi grab neiko and a try screechie pass..guh Suh boom and guh behind waah fowl cub.. Di deh deh gwaan easy a wait fi dingo and cupsoap move fiwi do road..

Chicken: baaakk..bak..Bak

Jake:😑 *whisper* weh yuh deh do easy yuh self and tap ih noise...yere dat..

Chicken: Baaaaaaawk bakbak...Bak..bakbak..

Neiko: * whisper* yuh know seh dah chicken yaah pussy one whole coob and ih lay eggs behind ih..

Chicken: Bak..Bak...Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaak.

Mi guh suh bups and a try shuffle up more behind ih coob some more and naah watch mi deh tep and only hear *crack*

Jake: a wah dat????...Bomboclaat😑

Chicken:BAAAAAKAAAAAAAK!!!!BAAAAAKAAAAAAAK!!!

Dingo: BOMBORAASCLAAT SI DI PUSSY DEM YH!!!!!

Dingo start lick soon some bbc gunshot affa ih foul coob.. Wi run yf..an hop two fence a try escape..WI deh run to Bomboclaat and neiko buck him toe drop to raas.

Neiko: Dawg😭😭 mi naah guh MEK it dawg..😭

Jake: GET UP YUH BOMBOCLAAT YUH FEEL DUPPY SHOW DIS WEH MAN DROP AN CRIPPLE!!!GIT UP!!!

Ih time mi Tek deh try pick up neiko ih man dem catch up pon wi..and wul wi..

Cupsoap: WAH UNU DEH DO..EEEH WAH YAAH DO??!!?.. FUCK WHO FAH GYAL YAAH IDIOT!!!!😠😠😠

Dingo: BOMBOCLAAT SI ALL YOU PUSSYOLE...MAWGA BOII A BET SEH MI AYE..A BET SEH YO A BEH--AYE A CHUU YUH DEEVN KNOW INNUH STAR!!😠😠

cupsoap: HEY BOII MI WI MEK BULLET LOCK INSIDE YUH HEAD LIKE PEOPLE WHEN  CURFEW START YERE!!!

Jake: Wul on deh....a wah time?

Cupsoap: Time fi yuh dead Pussy!!....😐 wait a serious talk innnuh...8:55 wah time curfew start?

Neiko: 9😐

Said speed is police Jeep pull up wid Ih Siren Loud!!weewooo. Weeewooo!!..Drive down pon wi well quick..dingo dash weh ih gun faas yf!!! Di two police boy dem drive down pon wi faas yf. And jump out..

Jomo: NOBODY NUH MOVE!!!

SLIPPAZ: YUH DEAF UNU FEEL UNUH WICKED!!!

Jomo: YO SLIPPAZ YUH NUH SI WI HAVE 4 WICKED MAN OUT YH!

SLIPPAZ:EEH YUH SURE??

Slippaz walk up and drape up cupsoap bloodclaat and Tek a big Bomboclaat sniff offa him shut!

Slippaz: Dem smell laka pussy!!!! And a nuh di tight one needa..

Jomo: Mi raasclaat!!..wul a UNUH face ih  wall now!!!

Man dem line up IH four a wi pon ih wall and start search wi up...

Jomo: hey boy!! Shake!!!

Neiko: nth nuh innah mi pocket offisah..

Jomo: slippaz..mi ask a question awhile aguh?

Slippaz: no bredda.

BOW!! ISSA bloodclaat earsaz dat cross neiko jawbone!!

Jomo:PUSSY MI SEH SHAKE!!!!...how much finga mi a wul up?.

Neiko: matches 🥴🥴🥴

Jomo:. Him good man..

Slippaz:pussy wah yuh name?

cupsoap: cupsoap offisah

Slippaz: a wah kinda BOMBOCLAAT NAME THAT WEH YUH GET IH??

Jake: mi hear seh him gaah prison and dem sen him guh bathe..him guh in fi guh bathe and si..3 man  a wait...paah  use him finganail carve out ih soap laka waah handlecup suh IH caah drop.. BOMBOCLAAT 😂

Dingo: that yuh hear?? Mi hear seh di man gaah farin fi play a game show..and dem show him a word wid one letta missing...cupso_p..and tell him issa noodle soup in a cup you throw hot wata pan before you nyam  it.. jus call ih name  and him win 50 million..when di man fi seh cupsoup him seh cupsoap😂😂😂to Bomboclaat..

Slippaz: Bomboclaat buh yaah idiot cupsoap!!

Jomo: wah time?

Slippaz: 9:00

Jomo: BOMBOCLAAT... NUH 4 MAN DIS PON DI ROAD DURING CURFEW!!!

Slippaz: yes.....yes it is

Jake: wah kinda fuckery that??? Nuh unuh wul wi up yh how long?

Slippaz: jomo..

Jomo: we were moving during our regularly nightly patrol at the start of the curfew.. where we encountered some unlawful loitering individuals..

Slippaz: who started to behave violently after seeing/witnessing our presence...

Jomo: yo pussy!!! Brush off mi shoulder..

Neiko brush off ih dawg shoulda well swift..dawg caah Tek anada easaz.

Slippaz: one the individuals assaulted an officer of the law...

Jake: WAH!!!!

Jomo: we were forced to take excessive physical action with the batons of Justice given to us by the most honorable Prime Minister Andrew Holness!

Slippaz: Sound good Mon..

Jomo: yes man ready fi beat Dem?

Slippaz: after you sir..

Man dem lif ih baton Dem and Tek ih fuss swing offa mi..Mi guh suh reh..and duck and run off...Every man fi Dem self!...

Police Dem jump innah di jeep and a drive down Dingo.. Dingo a run yuh fuck..paah guh MEK IH wrong turn like a di movie him a act..Man dem corna him...

      .............  THE NEXT DAY.........

mi escape and deh mi a yaad and gwaan easy..mi hear mi door knock....

Neiko: yo dawg!!

Jake: yo!!!

Neiko: RIVA PREE BREDDA!!

Mi go out DEH guh link.ih dawg and si waah gwaan..

Jake: wid who?

Neiko: aguh link cupsoap,Jay,Ashely, Aquilah,Shan,tev,kell and some more people..

Jake: wah bout Dingo?

Neiko: Raasclaat Dingo dead yf.