As you might have noticed, i'm fairly new to the wattpad community. And let me tell you, it's hard not giving up. If you're a newbie at wattpad and want to become popular, you better have the patience of my pastor if your gonna stick around, because it is going to be a LOOOOOONG ride. And for some reason, people get a lot recognition from writing fan-fics, vampire, and all that jazz, but never for poem books, as far as I know anyways. So, here are a buttload of things that I found....interesting at the very least.
- has the words Bad and Boy in the title...74958476 reads.
-if you write fan-fics about anything teenage girls obsess over, you have about a 13% advantage over everyone.
-if you look at the most popular stories, at least one of the tags will be related to random things like tacos or some shit.
- The synopsis is always only a couple of words or an essay, nothing in between.
-The majority of all the haters lurk in the fan-fics section, so its best not to touch that place.
- Why do some of the titles have the name or lyrics of a song? Bitch, I'm pretty sure that's copyrighted. But, obviously "I love the players'' as the title with Tay-Tay as the cover isn't going to be suspicious at all.
- How come the comments section is never thirst-free?
- In poem books, these are the majority of the words that rhyme:
Rest;Best
Sad;Bad
Rain;Pain
All;Fall
Air;Hair
Sink;Think
Tear;Fear
Light;Right
First;Worst
-No one popular talks about animals, why?
🐶🐺🐱🐭🐹🐰🐸🐯🐨+me=Happiness
-The title is something deep......unless it's humor.
-The only popular humor books i see are always joke or comeback books.
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Why I haven't written in 3 days haiku:
I haven't written
Writer's Block hit me sorry,
busy with real life.
(According to my teacher, this is a haiku, so don't judge me. Also, sorry this a really short, i just rushed to get this out, but i promise a longer one will be published in a day or two. 😃)
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Rant Overload.
HumorRants are my favorite form of therapy (most of this was written in 2015, planning to revamp in 2018)
