Who in the hell thought it was a good idea to let me have a razor?
I'm serious!
Number one, it takes a fucking long time to shave even just one leg and secondly, I'm not known for my grace and carefulness.
I woke up this morning, ready to take on the Wednesday night double date (or operation 'hit that' as Danny calls it with a wink nonetheless). I went into my bathroom and turned the shower on making sure to put it almost in the middle of hot and cold leaning a little towards hot. I got undressed and stood in the mirror examining my body, like I do before every shower cause you can't just ignore this hot piece of ass. I turn and look at my butt in the mirror remembering that certain incident on Monday.
Who sticks their panty-clad ass up in someone's face?
Prostitutes, hookers, strippers, and Vegas showgirls! That's who!
I got in the shower and began my routine of shampoo, conditioner, wash face, shave underarms, shave legs... and this is when I made the mistake. I completely forgot that I had changed my razor head a few days ago so it was extra sharp and I wanted to make sure that my legs were hairless for Caleb to admire. I aggressively when down my leg and cut it!
"Fuck, fuck, damn, shit! That fucking hurt!" I say through clenched teeth.
It's a good thing that Danny also picked out a plan b for my outfit just in case the dress I was planning on wearing didn't work. I swear, Danny is magical and knows things before they happen.
I finish my shower and wrap a towel around my body making sure it covers my ass because I got to walk back to my room across the hall and I don't want to flash my parents. If Caleb was here than I'd probably intentionally show my ass and even 'accidently drop it'!
Damn, I'm a nutcase! I'm the people that have restraining orders against them because they have these thoughts!
I walk out of the bathroom making a face at myself in the mirror as I pass and continue to my room. I shut the door and lock it behind me, dropping the towel on the floor and walking to the desk where the clothes are. I put the dress away and put on plan B. I look in the mirror checking for issues.
Danny picked out these black jeans with slits in the knees and this white lace crop top that I didn't even know I owned. Damn, she's good at this!
"I be looking like a snack!" I say and twerk in the mirror.
I wink and turn to go downstairs just to find Caleb standing I my doorway. He's staring at me with a paper bag in his hands. He's in some sort of trance and he not doing or saying anything.
Did he see that? Who am I kidding! Of course he did! But...maybe...this could be a good thing!
I curtsy and wink and brush past him saying, "Thank you for attending the private show! Don't forget to tip your waitress!"
I smack his butt and run down the stairs. It seems that my gesture pulled him out of his trance because before I can run out the front door, I'm being lifted up and thrown over his shoulder. I'm staring right at the victim of my previous violent actions.
"Let me go!" I yell and try and move my legs.
Truthfully, I hope he keeps me in this hold cause I could get use to this view.
He smacks my butt and I yelp. Did he just...?
"Not going to happen angel-face! You got to have some punishment for your wrongdoings!" he opens his car door while still holding me somehow and puts me in the seat. His face is inches from mine and his eyes are serious. We stare like that for what seems like hours but was probably only seconds.
I gulp and turn away almost whispering, "My backpack is still in the house though"
That seems to break the moment because he coughs and turns to run up to the house. He comes back seconds later and puts the bag in my lap.
"Thanks." I say.
"No problem." He says as he slides into the drivers seat.
This is going to be damn awkward if I don't say something! I rack my brain for something to talk about but can only think about one thing.
"Why'd you come in my room without knocking?"
"Well," he rubs the back of his neck with one hand and steers with the other, "I wanted to surprise you with chocolate crepes from that place you really like!"
"I fucking love you!" I say as I grab the brown bag off his lap, noticing his intake of breath as my hand brushed his leg.
He smirks and reaches for the aux cord. I smack his hand and swallow the bite of chocolate heaven in my mouth.
"I may be in love but I'm not crazy enough to give you the power!"
I lick my lips and see his eyes follow the motion before returning to the road. I plug in my phone to the car and play 'bang dem sticks' by Meghan Trainor.
"Oh so you're in love with me?" Caleb says and I stop dancing.
How the hell did he figure it out? Wait...he's talking about the food!
I laugh and dramatically say, "I'm eternally grateful to you handsome prince!"
"That's enough for you!" he laughs and takes the paper bag out of my hands.
"What? No! Please!" I beg and reach for the bag.
He moves it to the opposite side of him. I move closer and kiss his cheek surprising him. I grab the bag while he's confused and laugh triumphantly.
"You little devil!" he says and turns into the school parking lot.
"What can I say? The name is part of the disguise!" I smirk and jump out of his car and walk over to Danny.
"He wants to devour you!" Danny whispers t me when I reach her.
"Excuse me?" I say, alarmed.
"Caleb. He's staring at you like you're a five course meal and completely free. We better hurry into the school before he tackles you and I have to witness that." She says in the calmest tone I've ever heard her use.
I laugh and quicken my pace into the school.
"Are you ready for tonight?" Danny asks as we walk into math.
I open my mouth to respond when all of a sudden Jason grabs Danny from behind.
"I can't wait for our date tonight, babe!" he somewhat whispers in her ear.
Danny smiles sweetly and turns her face so its only centimeters from his.
"Three things babe!" she says and lifts her hand to count them off, "One, get the fuck off me! Two, don't call me babe! Three, it's a group get together not a date!" she shoves his arms aggressively.
Instead of looking upset or offended, Jason let's go and kisses her cheek leaving with a "she's so hot!"
"I think the question is, are YOU ready for tonight?" I ask with a smile.
"Don't worry! Jason can be an idiot 95% of the time but I can handle him!" she laughs and we walk into math class.
Me and Danny walk into the pizza place and look for the guys. It doesn't take long to spot them though cause Jason is balancing a cup of something on his nose and Caleb is laughing and apologizing to the waitress for any future accidents.
We walk up to the table and Danny grabs the cup off Jason's nose.
"Can we try and get through this night without you wetting your pants with multiple liquids!" Danny scolds and pushes him farther into the booth so she can sit.
Caleb makes a space for me and we watch Jason attempt to reconcile with Danny.
"Shut up!" Danny says and clamps his lips shut with her fingers.
Caleb snorts and turns to me, "Me and Jason ordered the pizza a few minutes ago but what would you like to drink?"
"Oh, uh! I don't know! Whatever you have, I guess!" I say and scoot out of the booth so he can go get me a drink.
Danny and Jason are still arguing when Caleb comes back with the drink. It's going to be a long night if they don't stop.
"How about we play some truth or dare?" I offer stopping them from speaking.
"Really? Truth or dare? The most commonly played game? You couldn't come up with anything better?" Caleb says and pulls at the ends of my hair.
Before I can respond Jason interjects and agrees to play so he can 'learn everything about his little cutie' to which Danny groaned and shoved him farther into the booth.
"Your turn first Jason!" I say and innocently smile at Danny's glare.
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Chapter seven is so fucking cliche!!!! Oh my god I can't even with myself! Truth or dare??? Really, bitch?!!
But we gonna reveal some shit next chapter I can promise you that!!!
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