We ALL have that one teacher we hate. TIME FOR YOUR REVENGE!!!!
1. When the teacher says to “take a seat”, you answer “take it where”.
2. When she calls roll, you answer “yo mama”.
3. When the teacher says something, you say “is that so?”
4. Tell your teacher you’ll turn in your homework, as soon as your parents finish doing it.
5.Fold your homework into a paper airplane and fly it to the teacher’s desk. Extra points if it hits the teachers head. We're so evil. XD
6. While your teacher is grading papers in class, sharpen your pencil. Very loudly.
7. When the teacher says to stop, covertly break the lead and say “but it’s not sharpened”.
8. Never bring a pen or pencil so you always have to borrow one from the teacher. Return the pencil to the teacher, with the eraser end all chewed and slobbery.
9. Covertly chew gum in class. Extra points if you snap and crack it with out being caught.
10. Go into the graphics options on the school computers, click graphics properties and click on rotation. Rotate 180 degrees. Extra points if the teacher can’t find out how to get it back the way it was.
11. Ask to be excused to the bathroom. Even if you just came from recess lunch.
12. Put too many staples on your paper when you staple it. Extra points if you make a good design with them.
13. Blurt out the answers to the teachers questions.
14. When your teacher asks a question, wiggle in your seat and shout “I know, I know!” Then say "I forgot."
15. Raise your hand. When the teacher calls on you, look innocent and say “I was just stretching”.
16. When the teacher calls on you, tell her the longest personal story you know.
17. When the teacher says “Pay attention please” reply “how much should I pay?”
18. Count how many times your teacher says um. At the end of the period, present the grand total at the end of class.
19. Sigh, “This is boring” heavily.
20. Don’t talk to a substitute teacher because the is a “stranger”.
21. Put up random signs around the classroom like 'Cannibalism is not condoned in this classroom' or 'please to not lick the doorknob.'
22. After everything your teacher says say “That’s what you think”.
23. Hide other books inside of text books and appear to be reading the text book. I do this ALL. THE. TIME.
24. After every time the teacher explains something ask “is that going to be on the test?”
25. Yell “Yessssssssss” after every time you finished something. Anything.
26. Make animal shows on the projector.
27. Ask a teacher how old she is. When she replies, put your hand over your heart and say “WOW!”
28. Ask the same question the teacher just finished answering 10 minutes ago.
29. Knock a heavy text book off your desk again…and again…and again….and again….
30. Read out loud during silent reading time.
31. Doodle on your desk. Big, hard to ignore doodles.
32. Always write in marker. Bright neon marker colors.
33. If you have the guts, start a food fight. ?
34. Gather your stuff ten minutes before class ends.
35. Run out of the classroom right after the bell. Before the teacher dismisses you.
WAHAHAHA!!! WE ARE SO EVIL!!! >:D
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How to Annoy all the Annoying People
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