Me: "Why are you like this?!"
Dad: *thinking thoughtfully while scratching his ass* "Well, one day as a child, I was playing in the sewer pipes. I slipped and fell, cracking my head open. And that's how I dirtied my mind."
Me: ".....I can't with you"
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