What do you guys think of doing an
author change
from time to time?
Who would you like to see if so?
Let me tell y'all last night I was so fucked up 😂😂. It was a sight to see cause I threw up all over my bed and everything. I ain't never drinking again!!
Amiyah
"Please enlighten me on what was so important that you happened to show up almost two hours late?" I asked as he took a seat in his chair
"I mean you want the long version of the short on?" I asked taking a seat in the chair across from him
"It's up to you." He said leaning back with his hands behind his head
"So this morning on my way here I was at the light and these dudes pulled up next to me. They was spitting wack ass game and I ignored it. The scrub on the passenger ride tryna holla at me ain't like that I wasn't giving him the time of day or night and got disrespectful. I said some shit and they followed me talking shit for a few blocks" I said
"Some niggas followed you for blocks cause you didn't want to talk to them?" He asked tilting his head to the side like bitch please
"Yes and then one of them from the back seat threw something at my back window and the we stopped at another light and they got out the car on my beating on my windows calling me hella bitches and shit" I said
"Hmmm" he said
"I know it sounds crazy but it happened and then I pulled off when the light was green and met up with my brother and his friends and shit happened but I came in. I even texted you that I was having an issue and would be late" I said
"No you didn't I don't have any texts from you today" he said pulling his phone out
"Yes I did see" I said pulling mine out as well going to my messages only to see that I never hit send on the message.
"Oh shit my bad I never sent the message off" I said turning the phone so that he could see.
"Yea well unfortunately I'll either have to write you up or send you home with a two day suspension." He said
"I can pick" I asked cause I'll take the suspension.
"Yea or you can eliminate the both of them and let me take you to lunch." He said
"I'll politely decline that offer and the suspension for $300" I said
"Why not? I don't understand at all." He said looking really confused
"What don't you get?" I asked cause if he need me to explain that it's never going to happen I can
"I don't get why you keep turning me down" He said
"It's so many reason. I think I'd rather not explain them to you because it's not even appropriate that's we're talking about this at work in the first place." I said
"Just give me a reason cause I know you ain't got a man" he said
"It's I know you don't have a man but that my business. If I do or don't have anything to do with why I'm in here now" I said growing irritated
"Just one good reason" he said ignoring what I just said
"Me dating to you is like the devil sitting front and center at a church service. It just won't happen so with that being said can we either move on with this process cause I've had a long morning" I said ready to know if I need to go home or not.
