The Drummer's Diary • Lashton AU

Entry 12

Dear Diary,

I am heartbroken, I will never love again .

Luke has found another girlfriend, to shoot down the rumours of him being gay. WHY OH WHY.

I can't breathe. Why did I have to fall for him!? Falling for a tree would of been less complicated. Ugh.

I'm currently sitting in my room watching a Kardashian marathon on E! and eating tubs of ice-cream to drown out my sadness. Oh, and I'm wrapped in a Dora the Explorer blanket. Cosy.

No ones bothered me, I've pretended to be sick. I don't want to go to school, especially with rumours like that going around. It's already hard enough being gay, I DONT NEED LOUD MOUTH BITCHES MAKING FUN OF ME.

I've been crying, a lot. I'm such a girl, ugh.

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Hi again. Mikey's beside me, watching me write this. Pedo.

I'm not a pedo u bitch!

Yes you are. So anyway, I've skipped school for the past 4 days, and I'm lovin' it! Home by myself without Luke and I just...

Oh.

Hi, it's Michael. Ashton just started hysterically crying so I'm going to finish this entry.

So basically, Ella is a red head, with a sex goddess body and she's fucking perfect. Ashy doesn't stand a chance.

Ashton just hit my head.

Ashton is now mumbling things to himself.

Ashton is hitting his head against a wall. Ouch...

In my opinion tho, ash is way better than ella . Ashton would be sic a good boyfriend to Luke, and Luke would be the submissive one.

And Ashton shall top! Yes! Ashton would top, he'd top real good.

Ashton is now laughing.

Ashton is now lost in his thoughts about topping.

Anyway, so I hope this was a fun entry! I might start my own diary..huh.

-ash & mikey '2 hot 4 u' clifford

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Hey hey hey, it's ka-a-at!

How are you, you good? You great? That's fab!

This entry was short ugh I'm sorry, but knowing the 5SOS boys, they probably wouldn't write mch either so yeh.

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