((((ALTERNATE UNIVERSE)))))) "AHH MY SUBJECTS OUR LORD DRNIPPLESUCK HAS RETURNED" exclaims Sarah as I am the dark lord. "I shall worship you lord til the day I leave this city" she says. "Ah well how painfully ironic that you mention that, seeing as I am sending you on a trip to find your father or something as the plot of the show isn't very clear." Sarah then WAILS in agony as she is very sad she will not be living under my rule anymore. Sarah is saying her final goodbyes in London and she boards the ship. Whilst on the ship she start profusely sweating and secreting oils, then starts projectile vomiting on everything including cousin Tom! Tom just so happens to be on this ship. "Sarah!" he says. "Tom..." she says as Tom is her least favorite cousin which is bad seeing as she has 38. She much prefers Godfrey or even Karen though she is a complete bitch at least she has a discernible personality Tom however can't get any more blah.
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LIBERTY'S CHILDREN (TRIGGERWARNING NOT CLICK BAIT ACTUALLY HAPPENED)
Mystery / Thriller((((CRACK FIC)))) Sarah, James, and Henri and not liberty's kids anymore, they're liberty's adults, not really they are still extremely stupid
