Bohemian Chronicles: a Fanfic

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Road trip with the Sweet

Gabby: *Driving*

Brian: Thanks for letting us go on a road trip with you, Gabby.

Gabby: No problem

Mick: Please turn the song up.

Gabby: Sure *turns the radio up*

*Ballroom Blitz starts playing*

Andy: I love this song!

Steve: It's our song, Andy.

Andy: Oh

Gabby: *drives over a speed bump*

Mick: *Bonks head into roof of car* Ow.

Steve and Brian and Andy: haha longlegs.

Date night:

Gabby: Lovely evening

Marc: of course, just me and you...

David and Mickey: HEY, I THINK YOU SHOULD KISS!!!!!

Gabby, in unison with Marc: SHUT UP, BOTH OF YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sweet concert

The band: *Kicking ass*

Gabby: Whoo, you guys rock

Brian: *Singing "Ballroom blitz"*

Disco dance night:

Gabby: *Dancing with her boyfriend*

Mick: *Kissing his girlfriend*

Andy: *Dancing like a boss*

Steve: *Laughing at andy's moves*

Queen Boys: *Singing karaoke*

Rest of T-Rex: *Getting drunk, doing stupid shit*

Slade: *Drinking whiskey and smoking weed*

Brian: *Dancing with his girlfriend*

Rollerskating day at the rink:

Everyone: *Skating to music, suggesting music*

Bar night:

Everyone: *Getting drunk and high*

Friendship day celebration with Mick and Brian:

Mick: *Covers Brian's eyes* Guess who?

Brian: Hey, Mick.

Mick: Happy friendship day, mate! You as well, Gabby.

Brian, in unison with Gabby: Thank you!

Mick: *Hands both of them a gift*

Gabby: Some photos, a bottle of hot sauce, tea, more albums, *cries a little* an autograph from my boyfriend, fuzzy socks, and a pair of drumsticks.

Brian: A picture of the three of us, a guitar, and a fuck ton of band photos.

Mick: You love it?

Gabby: yes

Brian: yes

Gabby: Oh, I have something for you. *Pulls out a lovely photo of Mick and some other stuff*

Mick: Thanks!

Brian: Oh, I finally found a picture from our first concert as a band.

Mick: God, you look pretty fabulous, still are.

Brian: Gabby, this is for you.

Gabby: A picture from 1967.

Mick: who are those people?

Gabby: Brian and I. Oh, and I have something for Brian.

Brian: Did you make this? *Holds up a sweater*

Gabby: yes

Brian: It's lovely.

Weed and Whiskey challenge:

Gabby: So, what do you want to do to celebrate your 21st birthday?

Andy: Can we do the weed and whiskey challenge? I've never done it before.

Gabby: Sure, it's your birthday.

Bartender: *Rolls two very large blunts* Gabby, can you tell your friend the rules of the challenge because you are so good at it?

Gabby: sure *to Andy* Ok, so first you have to smoke a very large blunt, then you are high. Then you have to drink 12 shots of whiskey while high without going into the bathroom to throw up, if you do it, you get your picture on the wall and a shot glass with your name and "Winner of the weed and whiskey challenge" on it.

Gabby: You ready, Andy?

Andy: Yes

Gabby and Andy: *Starts smoking their weed*

Andy: *Kind of relaxed* is this how you are supposed to feel

Gabby: The buzz kind of sneaks up on you. 3... 2... 1

Andy: *Supercharged whoa*

Bartender: *Puts 12 shots each in front of them* you ready?

Gabby: yes

Andy: yeah

Bartender: Go!

Gabby: *Starts drinking her shots*

Andy: *Does the same*

Gabby: *Already through 1/2 of them*

Andy: *Watches Gabby go through them and runs to the bathroom to throw up*

Gabby: *Finishes all 12* Whoo! that felt great. You alright, mate?

Andy: Yeah, I'm good, just a little hungry

Gabby: Oh, shit, you have the munchies, a side effect of weed. *Orders two baskets of chips*

Gabby and Brian's wedding

Gabby: *Putting her dress on* this will be awesome

Ian: You ready kid?

Gabby: yeah *Starts going down the aisle*

Brian: *To Mick* Damn, she's beautiful

Mick: Yeah

Steve: Friends and family, we are here today to unite my two friends here. Gabby has known Brian for 20 years now, and they are finally getting married. 

Gabby: Brian, you are one of the greatest guys I've ever known and I am happy to be here with you today.

Brian: Gabby, you are beautiful, kind, funny, and badass and I'm happy to be here today with you.

Steve: Brian, will you take Gabby as your wife?

Brian: Yes

Steve: And Gabby, will you take Brian as your husband

Gabby: Yes

Steve: Anyone who objects raise your hand or be quiet. You may kiss now

Brian and Gabby: *Kisses*

*Reception*

Andy: Brian wanted me to play this song tonight for a very special woman. Gabby, this is for you *Starts singing "Lady Starlight"*

Gabby: aww, babe

Mick: *Playing drums for Andy*