Anxiety: Creativity!
Creativity: Jeez, that name is so formal. What do you want?
Anxiety: Alright, first off, why aren't you working?
Creativity: I am physically unable to get Kai to work on any writing stuff at the moment. He's just not up for it... Write now...
Anxiety: I honestly should have seen that coming. Why not?
Creativity: Hell, if I know. It's a good break time, though. I've posted a lot recently so you can just leave me alone about that.
Anxiety: Alright, whatever. Anyway, what do you mean that name is 'too formal'? That's what you've asked us to call you.
Creativity: Well now it's gotten old. Call me Eiji.
Anxiety: Eiji?
Eiji: Yes. Got a problem?
Anxiety: That's a stupid name.
Eiji: Well, that's not my fault, now is it?
Kindness: Ooh, your name is Eiji?! That's pretty!
Logic: It is nice, I'll admit that.
Eiji: Thank you for being nice about it, Kindness and Logic.
Anxiety: Fine, it's cool or whatever.
Eiji: That's honestly the best you got?
Anxiety: Look, I'm Anxiety. Not Kindness. I'm not nice and you can't change that.
Eiji: Alright, whatever.
Depression: Alright, we're done with Kai now. I guess.
Anxiety: We?
Dysphoria: Yeah, we.
Euphoria: Dysphoria, really?!
Kindness: Oh. Well, that's where they went. Hi Euphoria! How are you?
Euphoria: I'm great but I gotta undo Dysphoria's work.
Dysphoria: Wow, rude.
Euphoria: I'm not rude. You're the rude one.
Dysphoria: I know I am.
Eiji: Oh, that's why Kai wasn't working. Oh well. Still not gonna work. I worked all day.
Anxiety: My god...
Kindness: Hey, that leaves more time to respond to comments! We should have a break, anyway.
Anxiety: Alright! Whatever! Go respond to comments or whatever.
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FanfictionJust cause I can screw off Top three rankings: #2 in sympatheticremus #3 in sympatheticdeceit #5 in unsympatheticpatton ‼ I do not own the characters, I only own the plots ‼