Zarlo: Hey Sasha- stop screaming, it's just me- do you know where the pickle jar is?
Sasha: I'm in the sHowER
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Tazi, squinting at a paper: what does "take out" mean?
Sabien: food
Sasha: dating
Zay: murder
Zarlo: all three if you want to have fun! :D
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Sasha, to Zay: would you like to stay for dinner?
Sasha's Father, in the background: would you like to stay forever?!
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Zay: my bf is too tall for me to kiss him. what should I do?
Lizzie: punch him in the stomach, then when he crouches down in pain, kiss him
Navia: tackle him
Lucia: dump him
Sasha: JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN!
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Tyler: explain how you two got into an accident.
Zay: well we were driving and there was a deer on the road and Sasha didn't notice, so I said "Sasha, deer!"
Tyler: and?
Zay: tell Tyler your answer, Sasha
Sasha, looking away in embarrassment: yes dear?
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Zay: Ugh, I hardly slept last night
Navia: when you can't sleep, it means someone is thinking about you
Zay: who the heck would be thinking about me at 3am?
Zarlo: someone wasting their time
Sasha: *silently panics*
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Lucia: why can't dinosaurs clap?
Niko: because their arms are too shor-
Tazi: because they're all dead
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Navia: I'm craving something sweet
Sabian: *gestures to himself*
Navia: I said something sweet, not a heap of salt
Sabien: ouch
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Tazi: *gets stabbed*
Navia: are you okay? Rate your pain on a scale of 1-10
Tazi: 0/10
Lucia: what??? You were??? Literally??? Stabbed???
Tazi: 0/10 would not recommend. Not very gucci
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Navia: knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit
Sabien: wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad
Sasha: philosophy is wondering whether that makes ketchup a smoothie
Zay: common sense is knowing that ketchup isn't a frickin smoothie
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Lucia: you look exhausted. Sasha keeping you up huh ;))
Zay: h a ,,, yeah
[3am]
Sasha, in a gruff cowboy voice: this blanket ain't big enough for the both of us
Zay: I'm gonna give you one more chance to shut up
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Niko, internally: wait is she into me? Quick, make a bad joke and see if she laughs
Niko, to Lucia: what do you call a 100-year-old ant?
Lucia: What?
Niko: ant-ique!
Lucia: *laughs*
Niko, internally: that's not a fair test, I'm hilarious
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Sasha: did you have to stab him??
Zay: you weren't there. You didn't hear what he said to me
Sasha: what did he say?
Zay: "What are you gonna do, stab me?"
Zarlo: that's fair
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Zarlo: I slept for almost 12 hours but I might still be tired so let's go for another 12 more just in case
Zay: Zar, that's a coma
Zarlo: sounds festive
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Sabien: I guess I'm just too tough to cry
Navia: just today you were crying about snakes.
Sabien: they don't have arms!
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Zay: to be honest, I'm not doing too well
Zay: I have this headache that comes and goes
Zarlo: *enters the room*
Zay: there it is again.
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Zay: can you guys at least try to see see this from my perspective?
Zarlo, Sasha, Niko: *sit on the floor*
Navia, Lucia, Lizzie: *crouch*
Sabien, Tazi: *bend down*
Zay: you guys suck.
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Navia: I'm going to the store, do you want anything?
Sasha: my will to live :(
Navia: Zay's at therapy right now but I can get her on the way back
Sasha: ... please
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Sasha, to his prisoner Zarlo: if you're smart, you'll stop struggling
Zarlo: well I'm not!
Sasha:
Zarlo: going to stop
