Zarlo: Hey Sasha- stop screaming, it's just me- do you know where the pickle jar is?
Sasha: I'm in the sHowER
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Tazi, squinting at a paper: what does "take out" mean?
Sabien: food
Sasha: dating
Zay: murder
Zarlo: all three if you want to have fun! :D
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Sasha, to Zay: would you like to stay for dinner?
Sasha's Father, in the background: would you like to stay forever?!
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Zay: my bf is too tall for me to kiss him. what should I do?
Lizzie: punch him in the stomach, then when he crouches down in pain, kiss him
Navia: tackle him
Lucia: dump him
Sasha: JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN!
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Tyler: explain how you two got into an accident.
Zay: well we were driving and there was a deer on the road and Sasha didn't notice, so I said "Sasha, deer!"
Tyler: and?
Zay: tell Tyler your answer, Sasha
Sasha, looking away in embarrassment: yes dear?
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Zay: Ugh, I hardly slept last night
Navia: when you can't sleep, it means someone is thinking about you
Zay: who the heck would be thinking about me at 3am?
Zarlo: someone wasting their time
Sasha: *silently panics*
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Lucia: why can't dinosaurs clap?
Niko: because their arms are too shor-
Tazi: because they're all dead
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Navia: I'm craving something sweet
Sabian: *gestures to himself*
Navia: I said something sweet, not a heap of salt
Sabien: ouch
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Tazi: *gets stabbed*
Navia: are you okay? Rate your pain on a scale of 1-10
Tazi: 0/10
Lucia: what??? You were??? Literally??? Stabbed???
Tazi: 0/10 would not recommend. Not very gucci
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Navia: knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit
Sabien: wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad
Sasha: philosophy is wondering whether that makes ketchup a smoothie
Zay: common sense is knowing that ketchup isn't a frickin smoothie
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Lucia: you look exhausted. Sasha keeping you up huh ;))
Zay: h a ,,, yeah
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FanfictionPlease read the series, The Chosen Eight, before reading this. In here, there will be shipping, opinions on ships, dares, questions, anything! Feel free to ask, dare or suggest things to the Eight. Enjoy!
