The Norwegian women stood in front of the wall that covered in band posters.She then pressed recorded on the camera that was in front of her,then stepping back a bit.Marietta smiled a bit,her red eyes looking straight at the camera."Hello idiots and bitches,today I will be complaining about the dumb and annoying relationships I see...Watch me get very angry in this video"She said,smiling awkwardly.
"Number one,the very sexual relationship.Okay,this couple is ALWAYS touching each other OR the dominate one in the relationship is always touching the submissive one.The dominate one is always talking about the submissive one,or talks about one feature about them.For example,if they have thicc thighs...and yes I'm talking about Keith-.THIS GUY HAS NO MOTHERFUCKING CONTROL,AND IS FOR SOME REASON ALWAYS GOD DAMN HORNY WHEN HE SEES RAIMONDS!-"She said,frowning."HE CAN NOT KEEP HIS SMALL WILLY IN HIS PANTS,CALM THE F DOWN.And I know that I always make fun of Raimonds and how slutty he is,but sometimes I feel kinda sad for him.Keith can not control his hands...at all-.Okay,I know thiccness on someone can be attractive and I know he LOVES his thiccness...but still!And even though Arnold is a pathetic loser,at least he wasn't as bad as Keith.Keith's hands are like magnets,and just straight up always touching his thighs and dick...and probably even his too,because let's be real,he does has a REALLY nice ass,trust me-"
She then sighed,taking off her leather jacket that she was wearing,because she was feeling a bit hot."Okay,the next one"She said,smiling."The friends with benefits,a.k.a my favourite type of relationship.These type of people are great,and cool.These are the type of people who you go to after a breakup,seriously.They are so easy to talk to,and are my favourite.There either rough or laid back,and I fucking love that.And like I said before,I know I make fun of Raimonds a lot...but I heared he's a slutty bottom..Ah,that's probably why Keith likes him so much...and I also heared that Egil is sensitive too,so he must have some uh,very interesting reactions...Tai if your watching this,please don't cry like a bitch boi"She said,then laughing a bit at the last part.
"Number three,the abusive sibling relationships...you guys already know where this is gonna go-"She said,looking directly at the camera."Like,most of these relationships involves Stockholm Syndrome or some shit.I don't know at least two siblings who ACTUALLY love each other in the 2p world.Egil and Lokis relationship is an example of this.Loki needs to chill,and I think he's taking Egils and Tais relationship a bit TOO seriously.It's not that deep,just chill!And no,Egil isn't gonna look after your child,look after your child yourself!"She said,rolling her eyes."Egil just wants his own life,and to be with Tai...and there's nothing wrong with that.They have been best friends for two years,and you need to CHILL!LOKI AND KEITH NEED TO CHILL,OH MA FOKING GAWD-"The white haired girl said,frowning again."Another example of this are Tai and Zao,and Zaos sexual and physical abuse towards him...which I literally can not take seriously.There's also Viktor and Kataya being abusive towards Sophia and Lutz and Gillen,but I don't give two shits about them"
She then sighed,putting her head down before putting it back up again."Number four,the abusive parents relationships.Okay,so everyone knows that Arnold is abused by Thrustson...and I don't feel bad for Arnold at all.I expected Thrustson to raise something worthwhile and not a pathetic little bitch.Like,he's an Alcoholic,swears a lot even though he's fucking twelve,is a fucking perv and so on.I really don't understand why Margo even decided to raise him anyways.He's supposed to be a 'Hero' but he bursts out crying and shaking when I try to hurt him.it's annoying and dumb.And then there are his other friends,like Luca,Hubert and Erland.All of them are pathetic too,especially Erland.Sure,Arnold is annoying when he cries...but Erland is ten times worse!Ugh!Even speaking about it makes me angry!"She said,growling as she frowned.
She clenched her fits,ready to talk about the last relationship."Number five,the innocent couples.I don't fucking understand why they can be so perfect...and I'm talking about Tai and Egil.All they do is cuddle,kiss,play video games and shit.They probably have a very soft and 'innocent' sex life too.They are no problems,AND THAT STRESSES ME OUT!THEY ARE 2PS FOR FUCKS SAKE,AND THEN THEY ARE OVER HERE HAVING A 'PERFECT RELATIONSHIP' UGH!THEY LITERALLY LISTEN TO EACH OTHERS PROBLEMS,WHEN THEY HAVE PROBLEMS ON THERE OWN BECAUSE OF THERE DUMB BROTHERS!THEY ARE BOTH CRY BABIES,AND THEY MAKE SUCH ANNOYING SOUNDS WHEN THEY D O CRY!I WOULD RATHER HEAR THEM MOAN THEN CRY FOR FUCKS SAKE!U G H!I'M DONE-"
And that was it,she turned off the video and posted it on YouTube...because why not-
