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Me: my mom just ordered me a ukulele for my birthday!
Cousin: no she didn't, your birthday isn't until november
Me: it's in July...
Cousin: no it's in november
Then she got a text from my mom
Cousin: wait you were actually telling the truth?!
Me: I do that a lot yet people are always surprised
Cousin: you also lie a lot.
Me: nobody fucking asked you thought my birthday was in November dumbass
