phosphenes (k. bakugo x reader)

♥︎☻︎𝘽𝙊𝘿𝙔☻︎♥︎

  Bakugo woke up in the middle of the night, feeling a strange warmth on his body. He turned his head to see Y/N spooning him, her arms wrapped around his torso. His eyes widened and his cheeks heated up.

  "What the hell are you doing?"

  Y/N opened her eyes, innocently staring up at him. "I'm charging. I thought I'd join you in bed, since you seemed so comfortable."

Bakugo wriggled out of her embrace, scowling. "I can't get any fucking privacy in my own damn dorm now. Can't even fucking mastur—never mind."

  Y/N tilted her head, smiling up at him gently as her hand ghosted over his thigh. "I can take care of that, if you want. Pleasure is part of love, after all."

Bakugo inhaled sharply, face reddening even more than before. He could still see all of her perfect features in the darkness, and he wondered how those lips of hers would feel around his—

"No. I'm going back to bed." Bakugo said bluntly, turning away from her. The growing tent in his pants ached for her touch, but he quickly reminded himself that she was still just an AI, not even close to being human.

"Okay!"

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  Bakugo groaned as he got up, rubbing his eyes. "Dammit, barely fucking slept..."

  "Good morning, Katsuki!" Y/N chirped, bursting out from the bathroom. "I took the liberty of cleaning up the dorm a bit, and I also gotcha some breakfast from the cafeteria!"

  Bakugo's eyes widened. "You went to the fucking cafeteria?"

  "Oh, no! I had Shitty Hair bring the food here! I hope you're not mad at me, but I used your phone to call him and ask him!"

  Bakugo growled, snatching his phone from the foot of the bed and staring at it. Nothing seemed suspicious. He glared up at the smiling girl, scowling.

  "Don't touch my shit."

  "I'm sorry, Katsuki, won't happen again!" Y/N chirped, holding out a plate with scrambled eggs, bacon, and a stack of pancakes. "Here's your food!"

Bakugo gazed suspiciously at the food, hesitantly taking the plate from her. She grinned and sat at the edge of the bed, watching as he ate.

"Are you gonna go somewhere today, Katsuki?"

Bakugo glanced up at her, chewing on a bite of pancake. "I have to go to shitty school today, yeah. So you're gonna be stuck here for a long ass time."

"You can't take me with you?" Y/N asked, tilting her head.

"No fucking way I'm taking you with me. Everyone's gonna question who the fuck you are and shit."

"Aw, boo! I wanted to spend more time with you!"

Bakugo choked on his eggs, and Y/N reached over, patting him on the back. Bakugo coughed, pushing her away.

"I don't wanna spend any more time with you. You're still fucking creepy."

Y/N smiled warmly, eyes closing.

"I get it! It's alright, Katsuki!"

  Bakugo scoffed, pushing himself off of the bed and grabbing his uniform. "Whatever."

  He started to pull off his shirt, then stopped, realizing she was still watching him. He flushed pink and turned to her, glaring.

  "I'm trying to fucking change."

  "I know! But I want to see your body so I can input it into my data for future compliments!"

Bakugo growled, his cheeks growing even rosier than before. "No. Turn around."

Y/N pouted but complied, turning her body away from the flustered boy. He sighed and began to undress, when he heard the click of a camera. He whirled around, face bright red.

"What the hell did I tell you?"

"I'm turned around, Katsuki!" Y/N said cheerfully, a camera lens flashing in her right palm. Bakugo shivered, unnerved by the object protruding from her hand. "Anyways, I've gotten all the data I need!"

"You're a creep." Bakugo snarled, hastily pulling on his uniform. "A creep and a fucking perverted robot."

"Aw, don't say that! You have a very nice body, by the way. Very defined and muscular. Be proud of it! Do you work out?"

"Shut the fuck up!" The ash-blonde snapped, turning beet red as he slung his bag over his shoulder. "I don't need a hunk of metal talking about my fucking body, got it?"

"But studies show that men who are lonely usually feel better when they get compliments—"

"Who the hell said I was lonely, hah? Shitty Hair and the others only bought you for me because it was my fucking birthday, and that's it! So can it, or I'm gonna send you to the dump!"

Y/N blinked once, smile faltering slightly. "Please don't do that."

Bakugo turned to the girl as he opened the dorm room door, scowling.

"Then I suggest you keep quiet and stop being a fucking nuisance to me."