Konosuba x Male Reader

Meeting

Art is by a user named "marybears" but IDK if this is his own work or if he just uploaded it. I found it on a site called PicsArt so yeah. I don't own it.

(Y/N): Is that a slime?

Yunyun: Yeah...

They were currently on a quest because they had no money.

Slime: So you've come to kill me, huh? I won't let you!

The slime used some water magic.

(Y/N): Frick off.

The water magic disappeared.

(Y/N): Alright Yunyun, kill it!

Slime: Wait! Don't kill me! Please! I'll do anything!

(Y/N): Anything?

Slime: Yes! Just please don't kill me!

(Y/N): Ok. Teach me a slime spell.

Slime: I'll teach you the strongest slime magic. It's called "Phase."  It allows anything to pass through you.

(Y/N): Sweet.

Yunyun: Hey! (Y/N)! I found them!

(Y/N): Alright then let's get out of here

The quest wasn't really to kill the slime but to collect a plant that only grows in slime mucus.

Yunyun: So you tricked the slime into getting "Phase."

 (Y/N): Yeah. With the money from this quest, I can finally get a sword!

Yunyun: We're really close to Axel by the way. Now I can beat my rival Megumin!

(Y/N): You're always talking about this Megumin, who is she?

Yunyun: We're rivals!

(Y/N): I know! Is that it?

Yunyun: Well, we went to the same magic school. She's a strong Arch Wizard who wields the strongest magic. She's a dangerous opponent who uses trickery to gain the upper hand.

(Y/N): Sounds dangerous. Let's go to Axe town to defeat this Megumin!

Meanwhile

Kazuma: Oi! Aqua! Let us know if you want to get out of that cage!

Darkness: I would really like to be in that cage!

Aqua, the useless water goddess, is currently in a cage that's surrounded by huge alligators.

Megumin: Shouldn't we help her?

Back with (Y/N)

(Y/N): Yunyun! Yunyun! Look at this sword! This is so epic!

(Y/N) had just bought a sword and was fangirling.

Yunyun: Yeah, yeah. Let's get out of this town already. I'm dying to finally challenge her.

And with that they left to Axel.