Takashi's POV
So I can't think UwU, and i 'bout to head into Area 51, jk jk, I 'bout to head into training ground 44. Hopefully this is like the Area 51 raid, key word, hopefully.
"Alright, go!" Anko(?) screams. Alrighty, I have the heaven scroll, so I just need an earth scroll. I must stay low because people will hunt me down, I see a random leaf team, I'll take their scroll.
"Huh? What was that?" The one who had the scroll asks.
"Must have been a random wind draft..." his teammate answers looking around.
"Pfft... losers." I snicker silently because they haven't realized I took their scroll. I instantly teleported to the building in the center of the training ground and opened the scroll.
"Oh, yo, you're done already, you beat your previous time of 10 mins and got 5 mins. Impressive, but makes sense for you." Kakashi appears from the scrolls.
"Yeah," I yawn, "the team I stole the scroll from didn't even expect a thing."
~back to that team~
"Wait... WHERES THE SCROLL?!" The dude screams in panic.
"DID YOU DROP IT?!" His teammate also panics.
"NO! IT WAS IN MY BAG! AT THE BOTTOM AS WELL!" He screams back.
"MAYBE IT WAS THE WIND?!" The third one screams at the two, making them look at her like she's stupid. "What? Don't you think it's suspicious that wind randomly blew in only our area? Like that branches didn't even move."
"True... maybe it was a really fast shinobi(?)... some are really fast and can make wind with their speed..." the original concludes.
"You're right!" The second agrees. "Thanks for opening our eyes, Hanazawa!"
~back to Takashi~
"Achoo!" I sneeze. "Someone is talking about me, maybe that team is. Eh."
"I- umm- what?" Kakashi questions(his whole existence).
"Nothing, nothing." I answer looking away towards the door. Just then the sand siblings bursted through the doors.
"HAHA WE'RE FIRST! WE'RE THE BEST TEAM OUT THERE!" Kankuro screams out, full of pride.
"Uhhh... that's nice, I guess?" I say, scaring Temari and Kankuro.
"HOLY SHIT HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN THERE!" Kankuro screams once again but in terror.
"Five minutes after she let us into the trading grounds." I answer casually.
"WOAH! THATS SO COOL!" Temari exclaims, stars surrounding her.
"Ahaha, yeah, now we wait for other teams to make it." I say turning away to look at the door. "Let's play 20 questions or something."
"Uhh sure." Kankuro replies. "Sooo, Takashi, what's your favorite food?"
"Sushi." I reply. "Temari, do you want to die? Like in general."
"Oh absolutely." She replies back. "Kankuro, why are you stupid?"
"I- I don't know...?" He questions his whole entire existence. "Gaara, why do you hate us?"
"You guys are useless. Other than Takashi, she finished way before us, and it took us and hour or so." He says nonchalantly. "This is boring. Kankuro Truth or dare?"
"Dare. I ain't no pussy." He replies.
"I dare you to sing Logan Paul's diss track to jake Paul outside." He dares.
"Are you apart of the logang or some shit?" Kankuro asks
"Ayo Logang check!" Temari screams.
"No, do the dare." Gaara answers.
"Aight bet." He's actually going to do it I- "Hey Jake
I made one phone call
I've got the same house as you
Same cars too, it's really not that hard
Oh, hey, by the way welcome to the top little brother
Feels good, huh
But let's not forget how you got here
Yeah, yeet
Little brother Jakey tryna roast me (what?!)
Little brother standing on his own two feet (not for long)
I'm a dog, you're a puppy, call you Kong
Let's talk about your garbage that you call a song
It should be every other day, just some strong advice
I made you famous once, it's about to happen twice
Yeah you on Disney but who helped you read all your lines? (that's me)
Don't forget boy you were my shadow on Vine
Now you got a few subscribers and you think that you're the shit
I'll admit you got money, you got bars, you got chicks
But you're a dick
You ain't thankful for your fans, it's kind of funny
Do your investors know Team 10 ain't making any money?
See it starts with the talent, but it's hard when you got none
I think you kinda salty cause I'm the favorite son
I'm a Maverick, you're a side kick
Yeah, I brought you to LA
If there's one thing you should know
You don't fuck with the Logang!!!
Hold up, Imma throw it, looking at your face you don't know what it means to glow up
Tryna dance and acting class, doing nothing, now you tryna rap, c'mon (Hold up)
Cash and flow, you can't, oh no
Maybe Team 10's got it?
I mean that's how you grow
But you still can't sell out any shows, no
You still can't find some matching clothes (yeah, yeet)
You're just killing the vibe, yeah
You ain't doing it right, yeah
Trying to play ball with the dogs, you don't know what you've done
You just ruined your life, yeah
You're just killing the vibe, yeah
You ain't doing it right, yeah
Trying to play ball with the dogs, you don't know what you've done
You just ruined your life, yeah
What happened Jake, man, we used to love each other
After all we came from the same mother
Biologically you know that makes us brothers
So much negativity it really makes me wonder
I feel like you just need a Maverick shirt (Link in description)
When you insult me Jakey, it really hurts
Sometimes I wish my real brother was Dirk (Disney)
But now I gotta go and put you in the dirt
Whoa, wait
Hold up, hold up, why'd the music stop?"
"HOLY SHIT HE DID IT GAJAJAIAJAHA!" Temari chokes on her spit.
"Kankuro, you mad lad, you did it." I say.
"Anyways, Temari truth or dare?" Kankuro asks.
"I- uh- dare?" She answers unsure.
"I dare you to slap Gaara." He whispers into her ear, smirking.
"W-what?!" She yells. "A-are you crazy?"
"Sure." He replies, smirk growing.
"G-Gaara dont k-kill me!" Temari scream while slapping him, but that didn't work out considering his sand keeps him safe.
"Kankuro, you dumb whore don't make people hurt other people." Gaara glares at Kankuro.
"HSGUAKQJ IM SORRY! FORGIVE ME BROTHER!" Kankuro begs.
"Soo, uhhh, maybe we should stop and get some rest..." I trail off, "I'm tired anyways, night."
"Night!" The three call out in sync.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
1102 words
Author-Chan: Logang checkkkkk
Kankuro: shut up
Author-Chan: no you hoe. I DONT OWN NARUTO ONLY MY OC AND PART OF THE STORY LINE
Sasuke: that was sudden... oh well
YOU ARE READING
Haha crack fic go brrrr(naruto/discontinued)
FanfictionBasically a crackfic and bashing on sakura(and trashykawa in the a/n's) I do not own any pictures There will be cursing I do not own Naruto THANKS FOR 1k VIEWS ON QUOTEV!!! ////////////////////////////////////// Highest ranks #60 in Temari #24 in Sh...
