r E h A b [On Hold/Discontinued]

oop- [7]

Toga POV

"You guys bet on whether or not a student is using part of their quirk?" I ask. "You should be asking where they got american money from." Dabi points out. "Listen, Mini Daddy Issues, half n half, whatever you call him, there is no way he is using his whole power!" Izuku fights. "No way! He's gotta be an actual dumbass to not use his full power!" Shigaraki argues.

"Listen crusty, I told you this last night, there is no way!" Deku joins in. "Oh shut it you split bastard." Shigaraki groans. "Wow. Twice be crying in the corner." Deku jokes. "I swear, we picked up all the crazy people." Dabi huffs out.

"But you love Izu, Deku, and Twice too!" I chime in. "Just because I've got to make sure those idiots, including crusty, isn't dead doesn't mean I love them." Dabi states. "Oh hush Patchy. Go get your booty." Deku jokes.

Dabi just grinned, walked up to the brunette and grabbed his ass. "You actually mother fucker!" Izuku shouts while pushing Dabi away. "That's not what he meant Asshole!" Deku shouts. "Stop splitting all the time. It's hard to tell the difference between you two." Dabi fake complains. "This is what you get for kidn-" he was cut off by the elevator opening. We quickly quiet down and get into fighting stances.

"I AM HERE!" a loud ass bimbo shouts. "Satan needs to take us now." Izuku says. "I'm with Izuku." Deku adds. "Me too. Fuck you." Dabi says. "I'll come with!" I chime in. "I'm with a bunch of idiots." he complains. "But we are your idiots." Deku teases in a sing songy voice. "Young Midoriya, Young Shigaraki, Young Todoroki, and Young Toga, we need to leave for school." All Shit says way too loud.

"You could have just said villains or 'Young' villains since you love showing off that you are an old fart." Deku sasses. "Young Midoriya-" All Might was probably going to scold Deku but got cut off. "I'm not Midoriya." Deku deadpans. "I am Deku. Izuku is Midoriya. We are different not the same." Deku says while glaring at the hero.

"Tsukauchi never said anything about a split personality disorder." All Might grumbles. "Oi! Shut up. You don't just talk about something like that. Do you not have manners?" Shigaraki snaps. "Young Shimura-" "Its Shigaraki you ass." Dabi growls. "Young Todoroki-"

"Just shut up! Don't you see that Shigaraki doesn't want to be called Shimura, Dabi doesn't want to be called Todoroki, and I am more complicated than you thought. So stop trying and shut up. We can get ready on our own." Izuku snaps. "Damn." Dabi says.

"Izuku doesn't usually snap like that." I point out. "Damn! I need some vodka if I need to deal with this shit." Deku says. "Ill join you with that." Shigaraki says while me and Dabi just shake our heads in disappointment. "Young-" All Might tried but was promptly cut off by Deku glaring daggers at him. "I still need to escort you four to class." he said weakly. "Fuck off." Deku said before flipping him the bird. I just giggle and Shiggi sighs heavily. Dabi snorts softly at All Might's face of terror.

Oh well. 

Sorry that this was rushed!!!