Percy Jackson Memes

18.

Nico the Angsty Halfblood- PJO parody of Rudolf the red nosed reindeer.

Nico the angsty halfblood

Had a very scary dad

And if you ever saw him

You would see him dressed in balck

All of the other halfbloods

Used to stay away in case

Nico the angsty halfblood

Got angry and inflicted pain

Then one bloody half blood war

Solace came to say

"Nico, why are you so thick,

No one thinks you are a bore"

Di Angelo then loved them

The fangirls shouted out with glee "OPT"

But, Percy the Seeweed brain asked,

"What do you mean you not the type for me???"