I remember a dream I had last night.
People have at least 7 dreams a night.
And if you remember your dreams, you didn't get a real good night's sleep
I was in my Korean town and somehow I was in some forest/hill kinda thing, and there was a big fire in the town, and everyone was running around crazy. I was running up a hill that looked they much like dis:
But without the dinosaurs and people and the circle thing and fire instead of an erupting volcano.
I looked around, and someone tells me to go down to where the fire is, and my friend sees a bridge that leads to another place, and we would have to cross where the fire is heading to get to the bridge.
Well, we passed the fire, and ran across the bridge, and looked up to see a hotel looking building.
There was no fire where we came. But there was a car parked near us, so when the fire goes out, we can go back.
A few hours into staring at the massive fire that was all over the whole town, these two ladies came running at us and saying something that was in their language. Weirded out, me and my friend ran somewhere, and we stopped because one of the ladies chasing us told us to.
"Where are you guys from?"
"Over there *points*"
"How did you get here? There is no way you could have gotten here"
"We crossed the bridge"
"Oh, you mean the bridge over there?"
"Yes Ma'am"
"How are you going to get back? That bridge is already burnt down and destroyed"
"What?"
"There is a way across this strait, but you would have to drive far far far around over there to get to the other side"
The bridge that we crossed was on fire, breaking down into the deep, deep water. There were also these boats that were sailing to the Korean town. The horn honked, and the boats were leaving. We started to run to the boats, and I see a gas container and I decide to grab it. I grabbed the gas container and reached out to grab the pump. I almost fell into a deep ocean, but I grabbed the pump just in time. We walk over to the car, and I find that the gas container is empty.
"DANG IT!"
"When are those boats coming back?"
"In four days"
"But where are we anyway?"
"This is _____"
"WHAT"
"HOW"
l l Paused you know the logic in dreams. There are none.
"The boats come back in four days"
"Ok...Is there anywhere we can stay for four days?"
"Yeah, we don't have any food either"
"Do you guys have money?
"No"
"There is nothing you can do here to get food or shelter or anything here without money"
"How much does the hotel cost?"
"$450.99"
"sheesh"
"Can you just please spare us one of the rooms? You don't need to give us anything-just some shelter"
"Sorry. The manager doesn't like homeless people without money being in her hotel"
"*sigh*"
"Do you have spare food, then?"
"All the food here are in the vending machines, or in the hotel"
"Can you spare us some bucks? I promise to pay you back some time"
"Our manager doesn't like us giving anything to poor people"
"OH MY LORD. IF YOU AREN'T HELPING US, THEN WHY ARE YOU HERE?!"
"Cause I told them to come here and shoo you, homeless people, away from MY hotel"
This fancy woman just walks up and takes the two ladies away into the hotel, shutting and locking the door straight in our faces. No where to stay, and nothing to eat, and me being worried that my parents think I'm dead or something, we just sat outside on the concrete floor for what I think was 3 hours.
Me and my friend walk around to find something like a fruit or something to eat and leaning against the tree, I think, 'I just wish this was a dream. I would go then write a chapter about what happened on Wattpad or something...'
I'm not lying this really was my dream.
I woke up, and in my head, I was like "Wait-what kind of dream is dis? Like a nightmare or a good dream?"
Cross: Wait you mean the joku brothers?
Me: No like what kind of dream was my dream
Cross: Yea. Dream
Me: Wat
Cross: You dream was a dream
Me: nvm
I played badminton with my family yesterday, and now I'm itching because of this huge mosquito bite, and I cannot move my right arm at all, and my left arm and my legs are like dying.
THIS MOSQUITO BITE IS SO ITCHYYYYYY
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Cross: *looks down at a puddle of water on the sidewalk* Oh what a handsome ***** we have here~
Me: *pops out of the puddle* Why thank you
Cross: Mah dude wy r in there
Me: Well that's what the script says-
C Chara: LMFAO I CHANGED THE SCRIPT LMAOO
Me: Oh that explains why the whole thing is written in messy pencil
C Chara: But I used an ink pen...
Everyone: We are quitting this job there is a ghost in here :)
C Chara: Well I am a ghost anyways but nope this is too strange
YOU ARE READING
~𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓑𝓸𝓸𝓴 𝓞𝓯 𝓔𝓿𝓮𝓻𝔂𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓰~ (funny mashup)
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