Beautiful

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Kid au
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Max: u look like a girl! *points at Jamey*

Jamey: *ties his hair back* ok.

Max: My daddy says boys who ook ike girls are gay!

Jamey: your daddy's wrong.

Max: take at back! *pushes him*

Jamey: *doesn't budge* Your. Daddy's. Wrong. *crosses his arms*

Max: *starts crying* take at back!! *wailing*

Jerry: *pulls on Jamey's shirt*

Jamey: *looks at him*

Jerry: *smacks him sucking on his binkie*

Jamey: ow! *glares at him*

Jerry: *takes out his binkie and shoves it in Max's mouth*

Max: *stops starting to suck on it and looks at Jerry*

Jerry: *claps giggling*

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Faz: paddy ak! Paddy ak! *playing with Jerry*

Jerry: aper's man!

Faz: bak me a ak as...

Jerry: ast as u can!

Faz: Oh!

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Max: Mine! *pulling on Jerry*

Alex: Mine! *also pulling on Jerry*

Jerry: *whines*

Jamey: *hits them both on the head with a plastic bat* Mine!

Alex+Max: *starts crying*

Jerry: *pats both their heads*

Jamey: *rolls eyes*

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