(Just another good song, this whole chapter is in my point of view FYI)
Zoey's P.O.V.
I wake up on a green couch. I don't see papyrus or ruth but I see sans sitting next to me asleep. I sit up and yawn. Sans does the same and I look at him.
"I have a question." I say seriously.
"Ok. Ask ahead," sans says as he rubs his eye sockets and sits up a bit more. I point at my eyes as I close them and re-open them to have the weird stuff coming out of the right eye. Sans is intregued.
"I honestly have no idea why you have that. So far in the underground I am the only one with the glowing eye but... why do you both have it?" He asks himself. I perk up at what he said.
"YOU HAVE IT TO!" i say sitting up a lot more.
"Well yeah. ya wanna see it or something?" he asks. I nod my head quickly. His right eye socket goes blank while his left turns blue and blue starts trailing out of it.
"Wow! Wait. Say something creepy." I said. His smile faltered for a second but went back as he closed his eyes. He re-opened his eyes, his expression dark and said.
"Do you want a bad time?" I giggled and clapped my hands as I attempted to imitate him. Using a low voice and everything.
"Do you wanna bad time" I said. Sans went into a fit of laughter as I rolled my eyes. His alughter subsided and I asked him another question.
"Were are Papyrus and ruth?" I asked looking back and forth.
"On there date." he said.
"oh." I sat there fumbling with my fingers for a bit. the silence awkward.
"welp imma go to grillby's, wanna come along?"
"What kind of food do they have?" I ask, assuming it's a restaurant.
"Like burgers and stuff." She said with a shrug. My eyes light up as an evil idea comes to mind.
"Ok" I said rubbing my hands together. He laughed and grabbed my hand. I have never felt a skeleton hand and boy did it feel weird.
"close your eyes." he said. I did and when I opened them I was in a restaurant. I didn't question it I just stood there taking in the heat of the place.
"I'm not going to question the whole teleporting thing." I said as i squinted my eyes and looked him up and down. he laughed and guided me to the bar. He sat down and pointed to the seat next to him. I was just about to sit down when I noticed the whoopie cushion under the seat, i didn't say anything, instead I asked him to show me why the juke-box thing was out of order. He stood up and started walking towards it, as he stood I put the cushion on his seat then followed him.
He told this long drawn out story about an annoying song that they played 50 times in a row. When we went back to sit down I let him sit first so that I didn't seem suspicious. And when he did...
"PPPPPPFFFTTTHHHHHH" I started laughing harder than anyone should have laughed about a whoopie cushion. he looked very confused.
"I PASSED the prank over to you." I laughed at my own horrible pun, Sans just started laughing.
"wow! pranked by my own prank." he said as a flaming monster came over to us.
"can I just say" I began, he looked at me.
"That you are very hot." I said as I broke into more laughter, sans joining. we kind of looked like drunk idiots. The fire dude groaned and asked what we wanted to eat.
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"I take a burger."I said my laughter calming down.
"Oh also... what is your name?"
"Grillby" he said.
"Aw you must be flamous if your name gets to be on a big sign like that." I said chuckling a little, sans doing the same.
"I'll take the usual grillby!" Sans said, before grillby could walk off, I remembered my evil plan.
"Hey grillby can i also get a spoon and some ketchup." I said looking at grillby all evil like. He raised an eyebrow but just nodded his head and walked away.
"He sans" i said.
"Hm?"
"How do I get my eyeball to stop constantly vomiting smoke?"
"I can't really help with that one kiddo, for me it was just natural. So maybe you will just randomly figure it out like I did." He said shrugging his shoulders. Grillby walked over with two bottles of ketchup, a spoon and a burger. He then stood there to watch us. sans popped open a bottle of ketchup and chugged it. I laghed way to hard.
"what?" He asked. I kept laughing.
"do you want to know why I asked for a spoon..." I asked.
"Why."
"Well i don't see a point in using it now so..." I popped open the bottle of ketchup and took a few sips.
(Not kidding I actually love ketchup.)
Grillby's eyes went wide in shock and sans just laughed his boney butt off. I was proud of those reactions.
"It was one of the only reasons I agreed to come Is when You said they had burgers... I knew they had ketchup. So I wanted to surprise you... by drinking a spoonful of ketchup." I said Grillby just walked away laughing.
"I don't know anyone else who shares a love a ketchup... now I do." Sans said pretending to wipe a tear off of his face. I laughed and poured ketchup all over my burger. Taking a bite, letting the ketchup drip onto the plate.
"that's a good burger." I said looking at sans who was smiling... like always.
"Why do you always smile."
"you are just full of questions."
"stop changing the subject."
"..."
"sans?"
"yeah?"
"Why do you always smile?" I asked again but slower. He sighed, his smile faultering.
"can you frown?" I ask. Sans looks up at me, grabs my arm, I close my eyes assuming he is teleporting me somewhere. I open them again and we are sitting on a bench in front of glowing blue water.
"yes i can frown..." he said.
"but?"
"But I'm afraid that if i frown, that I'll never smile again." I looked at him, sorrow in my eyes.
"Hey it's ok." I say giving him a side hug. He sighs and looks at me, smile still there.
"thanks."
"hey that's what friends are for."
"Dork" he says as he teleports us into his house. He suddenly realized his mistake. I felt very sick all of a sudden.
"where. Is. your. bathroom." I ask, my face turning green. He quickly points up the stairs. I run up as fast as i can and I puke into the toilet. I guess ketchup and teleporting with your eyes open isn't to great for the human body. I flushed the toilet, splashed water on my face and walked down stairs. My face pale from vomiting.
