Arabella's Disenchantment

For whom the pig oinks

Somehow she manages to grab a stick and we hang on for dear life. "I can get married or I can die. This should be a harder choice." She says to herself.

"Death is the easy way out so I say do it do it" luci says. "No! Your life is worth living and so is mine if your in it." Elfo says back. Then they started arguing but while they were arguing something bad happened.

"Hey ugh, guys..?" I say to them. "Yeah" they respond back. "While you were talking the stick broke" bean says scared. Then we all started yelling again.

As we approach the ground I thought we were going to die but then I saw the knights and the prince below us so I hoped they would break our fall. I ended up landing on Pendergast accidentally.

"Oww, oh I'm so sorry Pendergast I didn't mean to hurt you. I didn't hurt you did I?" I ask scared I hurt him. "No I'm fine Princess Arabella." He said back formally while helping me up.

"How many time do I have to tell you call me Arabella, no princess in front of it." I said back with a smile. Then I helped bean up off the ground and grabbed luci.

"Well let's head off then men. And my ladyships." The prince said with a bow towards bean and I. Then they tied beans hands behind her back to she wouldn't escape and put Elfo in a sack while I put luci in a saddle bag.

The prince had bean ride on his horse while he walked and Pendergast tried to do the same to me but I refused to let him walk so we ended up both riding the horse together. We talked and joked while I saw bean getting irritated at the prince for none stop talking.

As we approached the village walls I saw them posting a sign that said now with magical elf. Instead of 5 village idiots. Cool. Then we arrived at the castle. I kissed Pendergast cheek after he helped me off the horse.

Then after we all got into the throne room the prince started speaking. "Your majesty it is with great honor I now bring you princess Tiabeanie and princess Arabella. Along with this priceless sack of elf." Then he dumped Elfo onto the ground.

"This cold floor feels good on my concussion. Hi I'm Elfo" said Elfo to everyone. "But more importantly I am the one and only luci-" luci tried to say until my dad interrupted. "Who cares about a talking cat." "I'm not a cat!" Said luci then he gave up and left the room.

"All I care about is this sweet precious elf. Cram him in a cage" father told our "wizard" more of an idiot. "Dad you cant just cage him. Elf's our jolly he needs to prance and dance." Bean says to our father.

"Lucky for you I'm a patron of the arts" father says as a knight pokes holes in the bottom of the cage so Elfos legs can be out. "But all frolicking stays in the castle, well get to it." Father says then starts clapping.

Elfo is dancing until he falls over and starts rolling down some stairs. "Someone poke him with a sword make sure hes okay." Father says. "Father a sword isnt helpful." I tell him.

"Speaking of things getting poked we got a wedding to plan." Father says excitedly. "Eww, dad think out the words before they come out next time." Bean says grossed out. "I know, it felt weird when I said it." Father said.

*Time Skip*

Bean and I are getting cleaned up by bunty after our long journey we had. "We'll clean you guys up right and shiny. As clean as a child on his funeral day." Bunty said to us as she was scrubbing bean clean. I stopped listening as Bean and Bunty had a conversation about marriage.

Then Bean said she didn't want to marry this wealthy prince. So Odval said,"But it is your duty as a princess. We need this marriage to cement our alliance with Brentwood. Were our kingdom is rich in traditions their kingdom is rich in, well riches."